random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Day of the Cope]

I regret nothing.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I will support and defend the integrity of the Kiwi Farms, against all enemies, foreign and domestic, bioluminescent or chemically castrated, a-logs and detractors; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion other than that required to protect privacy and practice good digital hygiene, and that I will well and faithfully discharge of shitposting on which I am about to enter, so help me God.

Amen

 

[JustSomeDong]

I ended the message by saying, "I'm not proud for saying 'guzzling a bucket of horse semen' and 'fucking a couch' in the same message, by the way ... But this is Clown World, so I guess we have to address it."

 

[Chongqing]

I'm a skinhead not a psychiatrist

This is user Pim Fortuyn on the potential personality disorders suffered by Anisa Jomha.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"an illustrated dog who fled the US because of 'reasons' and his army of loli avatars who say the N-word a lot"

 

[Cemetery Support]

I have a fever and it enhances the experience.

 

[clipartfan92]

its like a piece of slim jim when you suck on it for a while and it just turns grey.

 

[Gentlebastard]

fucking christ I wish I hadn't internetted today

I had to think, am I any better than Fat. Just asking that question means the answer is yes. That's what separates man and pig introspection and self-evaluation.

>not fapping on schedule to operate in a constant state of post-nut clarity

besides, how else should people get rid of the sinful thoughts?

 

[Harvey Danger]

Morning, luscious ladies and solid studs. You love to see people discussing horse cum, communism, and oligarchies in the morning.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Every day that tweet Elon did about fucking a horse somehow gets proven more correct

 

[CansOfCant]

Your body is a wonderland of intergenerational combination

 

[gagabobo1997]

Lolicon, which is covered by the 2nd amendment is actually illegal on some states and countries.

 

[Axiom.]

NOTE: High school girls like Rias Gremory and Marin Kitagawa are NOT lolis.

 

[Faceless Whore]

Put the whole image in.

 

[Megaton Punch]

(edit: accidentally capitalized jew)

 

[Hitman One]

He looks like Ben Franklin in drag on one side and Buffalo Bill on the other. Many such cases.

 

[Particle Bored]

Your body is a wonderland of intergenerational combination

 

[Dr. Butt]

Imagine wanting cheese cake and having no arms, and being like "fuck it I'm trying anyway"

 

[Pedophobe]

I mean I'm autistic as shit and I don't say that stuff because it's cringe and gay.

 

[Dr. Butt]

fucking christ I wish I hadn't internetted today