random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Chongqing]

I kinda get the impression that the American negro has been on a downward spiral ever since the CIA gave them all that crack. Were they better before that?

 

[Pee Cola]

One man's niggerfaggot is another man's freedom fighter.

 

[Captain Manning]

I would be very happy if this were added:

any lawyer born after 1980 can’t practice… all they know is hedo 2, snort they coke, cuck, be bisexual, suck black cock & lie

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19158595

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

But when Led Zeppelin does it with groupies it's just rock and roll...

Three hours in and it's either commit fisherman homicide, throw yourself into the water, or start fucking the fish.

I would like to subscribe to your bird facts newsletter.
Tell me some cool shit about owls.

Nobody knows about it because young people who want justice aren't at a stage in their life to care deeply about pooping.

 

[Cnidarian]

[ ] Republican
[ ] Democrat
[ ] Libertarian
[ ] Green
[ ] Independent
[x] Sex offender

 

[Tablet County]

One man's niggerfaggot is another man's freedom fighter.

 

[Phoenix Connexion]

@Schwarzwald
"Your post in the thread was deleted. Reason: Kill yourself"

 

[Thé au lait]

He should kill himself a few more times for being that retard

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

You bet your *** they will line item 3,000 dollars to send Muldur and Scully to har*** Reddit User "drumpfsuxxors797" because he said "he would not miss" to get updoots.

Local cop runs away after having the rifle pointed at him. The spirit of Barney Fife lives on.

"REEEEE FAKE NAZI TEARS HE'S STIRRING THE CROWD UP FOR THE TROONICIDE"

At least RBG held on to power with some semblance of consciousness. Biden is a vegetable being tortured.

Pedo: ****o, fine young child victim, I am going to groom you now because I am a PEDOPHILE

Child: OH NO I HAVE BEEN GROOMED

Ahhhh, yes. Here we go. It's the classic "She must have known! There's no way she's just an average midwestern girl deceived by a manipulative narcissistic man! Deceptive, manipulative narcs don't exist! Wahmen bad! Wahmen bad! Wahmen bad!"

It's all so tiresome.

there's absolutely zero incompatibility between the USA and Iron Age goatherders from the mountains of Kashmir.

We live in a very gay world.

Hello fellow Redditors, I am a well adjusted, married adult white male with 1.7 children who loves to participate in traditionally masculine activities (Any of you guys want to grill? Ha Ha). In light of current events I thought I'd stop by to tell everyone how much I love Kamala Harris and how we all need to take the coconut brat pill.

Yours Truly,
Not from Langley.

"I've got purple hair and wear onion earrings while riding a unicycle, aren't I just the weirdest little counterculture potato?"

I'm sure the record shows that you are, in fact, the best lover of women. Nobody has had as much sex with women as you.

Motherfucker deserves to get bombarded with medicine balls.

Boogie is the first ever human that abducted an alien rather than the other way around.

they should chain boogie to a crane hook and hoist him a few feet in the air, call me on as a guest and i can try and beat the candy out of him with a large stick

She’s going to have a big ol’ cookout at the DNC with all the pro Palestine protestors and trans women next to the castration bus. It’s giving Obama vibes!

I strongly suspect that he has been using the airports as hotels over the past few days and that is part of the reason why its taking him so long to get there. Unless he finds somewhere to clean up, he should have about four days of pig dirt on him.

>shows up to own the kiwi farms
>scared by a dad dropping his kids off
>fatly takes a picture of fine dressed kiwis
>copes on twitter
>now has to go all the way back to Mexico or risk homelessness

Lord of the Rings isn't gay and only gay people project homoeroticism onto Lord of the Rings. The hobbits are bros. They go through real shit together. Sometimes you give your bro a hug when he has been through real shit. Fuck you, Ralph. You're the one taking the baldo in exchange for a couch to sleep on tonight. Don't ever insult Samwise Gamgee in my presence again.

Every woman who doesn't look like a pornstar is a tranny to you guys

they just look so... busted it reminds me of that documentary about the polycule freaks where it was 3 or 4 of the biggest dorks you could imagine, all sitting on a couch with a big fat chick with PCOS sideburns that looked like she had Down Syndrome.

 

[saintJogger]

10 clicks to nigger.

 

[AltisticRight]

Mein Gott.... even the mods on here are kikes.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I'm walking the hallway the entire time, shameless kiwis wont even look me in the on the eye...

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

My cock is huge and very enjoyable with zero pain included.

 

[Spud]

Pitbulls glow in the dark. Let me explain.

 

[RACISM]

I think I got most of them from cartoons, so before I knew what a furry was. I got a rain fetish from an episode of the pink panther where he was harassed by a sentient cloud and I havent found anybody else in or out the fandom with that specific fetish.

 

[Axiom.]

Meanwhile you're a dropout, no needs to feel jelly

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-easy-to-track-username-hall-of-shame.104753/post-19163940

 

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

I blow too many loads to be a virgin

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

Like a good little catboy fascist simp, he's mad that the pizza isn't of the cheese variant.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I really hope one of his suits goes before a judge who asks him in old boomer consternation why he felt the need to angrily reply with threats of violence over a thousand times to somebody threatening to shit in his toilet

 

[Thé au lait]

Seeing as we all got each other by the cocks. I purpose a three state solution. Jews on one side, muzzies on the other, and a brand new sovereign state awarded to brave fighters of the kiwi farms. Who gave so much, yet asked for nothing. Besides our own state.

Ya know I was sniffing some cleaning fluid while at the office today and started to imagine