random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I've read books that don't even have any pictures in.

im so proud of you <3

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bp ladies are angry because they got some loser man to kncock them up now they are etternaly mad

 

[Thé au lait]

You can tell this is political because it's the only time you'll hear the french government mention pedophilia in negative context.

 

[Tablet County]

Destroy poor people by giving them money (they will no longer be poor)

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I love poles so fucking much.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I've come to really enjoy doing Ethan Ralph impressions about mundane things while being at home. Maybe it's autism, but I don't really care if you wanna know the troof about it.

 

[BirdUp]

Boys I'm thinking about playing PUSSY 4.

I have planted a bomb inside of your closet. Goodbye.

@Local Fed

 

[AnotherPleb]

Smh if I can't piss off /pol/posters than what's the fun of a+h

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I'm sensing an ignored chore wheel that still has two former members of the polycule listed on it.

People will say all kinds of shit online they won't say to someone's face, as the philosopher Mike Tyson once pointed out.

In the UK a midwife is a highly trained, graduate entry specialist nurse. I am aware in America the title can be adopted by a spastic in a macaroni necklace with a bag full of healing crystals. That shit should not be allowed

No one with legitimate IBS makes a huge dramatic scene shitting everywhere

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

They have cucumbers at the mental hospital?

 

[gagabobo1997]

It is rare for someone to have such control over their own fate. Please advise Mr. Moon to make the most of it.

l

 

[Space Police]

Who has Fraulein Troonjak on speed dial?

 

[AbyssGazer]

"I honestly feel like there shouldn't be limits on people doing nude or sexual stuff in public. Like, it doesn't hurt anyone. had my genitals removed, and I've shown some of my freinds because I think it's cool, I'm so skinny and sexless I'm like a cryptid. Idk, fuck capitalism."

From: Post in thread 'reddit General' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-general.8257/post-19086953

 

[mindlessobserver]

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They sound mad. This pleases me.

I got another case that says doxing is illegal : Pulledid vs Oudmahass

this firm will go back to its usual policy of trying to think about Joshua Moon and KiwiFarms as little as humanly possible.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also fun fact, you can get banned off the site if you misgender a dragon and the user reports you, lol

 

[grenouille crétine]

“ghost marriage (posthumous marriage) is possible, even if not legally binding in many countries. These marriages usually involve a seance and a celebration if possible.”

[tumblr sauce]

 

[BirdUp]

I fuck women in the ass. Women do not fuck me in the ass.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I don’t have to watch Sesame Street to fulfill my need to see autistic muppets. That niche in my life is fortunately occupied by this forum and its userbase.

 

[Dr. Butt]

How much does it cost to get bogged? Can you just walk in an say "give me your finest bog!"?

He's a flagrant, continual, publicly, dishonest liar about everything.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I am honestly looking for answers on the 'full squid in a tin' question btw

 

[Tablet County]

Mods I was only sending asshole pics to users ironically

What I dispute is that the likes of Hilary Clinton...is hiding in a Chuck e Cheese to touch kids.

I've already seen the Hedonism II photo of Nick's flat ass, I don't wish to see it or anything else in its proximity ever again.