random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

- straight up tells the judge, "you don't understand me because I'm colored - if I was a different color you would"

But to a liberal middle aged white woman (for brevity, hereafter referred to as LWMAWW), that stick is ironically a Trump Border Wall that must be built, so good segregation. The dichotomy fascinates and amuses me.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Forgot this one sorry.

The LWMAWW is still compelled to build that wall and make walmart pay for it.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Sex is a tool to enslave people, talking from experience.

 

[Super Malario]

Can't wait until this faggot inevitably quits I'm tired of smelling his stinky fucking ass.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Are you pansy? Bring back the asian classic Lingchi, death by a thousand cuts. And feed the pieces to other nuisance streamers, the dick must be eaten by Ice Poseidon.

 

[Rotollo 2]

This thread makes me wish there was a nigger reaction.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Life wasn't this complex before the Jews creating this globohomo hegemony.

Groyper phenotype can't handle the world changing. IT HAS TO BE THE JEWS

 

[Aunt Carol]

NAC stands for 'nipple-areola complex'.

What [non city-dwelling] child didn't spend a significant portion of childhood falling into various bodies of water?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Thanks for not spoilering this guy's dick so that it's the first thing everyone sees when they enter the thread. I appreciate it.

Don't trust anyone with the Blaire White phenotype.

 

[PhoBingas]

Absolutely not. Bears are known to shrug off handgun fire, even directly to the face because of how their sloped skulls redirect the force of the bullet rather than absorbing it. This is also part of why the US fared so poorly against the Vietnamese.

 

[demicolon]

who needs peer reviewed scientific studies when you have Dr. Mengele on Quora?

 

[Spectate]

you're either a woman and she's trying to tell you to get her some grandkids already or you're an autist she thinks needs an extra push. edit: for posterity this user did confirm to being both

 

[Aunt Carol]

Look back in history at how oppressed people fled their homeland. How many did it on a personal boat with their polycule and dog?

When she said “it’s a good thing YouTube can’t smell,” I really felt that.

First they came for the scat furries, and I didn't speak up because I thought that was pretty gross

 

[Oliver Onions]

a fat, balding junkie has-been is no one’s pick to be the face of dildos

 

[Rotollo 2]

BUT, I love a good conspiracy and I’ve half convinced myself he’s the anti-christ.

 

[Jang Joo]

Thank you analrapist!

 

[Windy Moors]

nigga i know everything about Mike David

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

“It was a bunch of people politely discussing how many deck chairs on the Titanic should be reserved for transgender people,” said another.

 

[Bloitzhole]

he came in here shitting the place up cus he wasnt allowed in genchat. and tried to lord over everyone about his free school money and wanting to be a welfare leech. therefore, he has the ire of the cow. and now i have alist of every bridge collapse in the 2007-2008 timeframe when he would have been 15

 

[JustSomeDong]

Everyone trying to up thier e-cred by chasing pump-and-dump meme lolcows or trying to go in on leveraged lolcow options.
Then there's this nigga here with a long-term diamond hands strat to massive Lolcow gains.