random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

mer perosnally i embrace the artistic freedom to drawn semen

 

[Justice Tony]

No, I don't think I will zoom in on the creampied lego wolf man, thank you very much.

 

[invisibult plus+]

My name is Sirius and Morning Star. Don’t call me Alex unless you are my friend.

I won't be coming back forever due to how dangerous the internet is nowadays and me and my family are attempting to purge pictures of our faces off the public internet. Any unauthorized uses of my face will result in Lawsuit, Lawsuit also applies if you save them on your computer. Calling me a pedophile will result in defamation lawsuit. Bullying me will result in a defamation lawsuit. Defending or even liking people who bully me will result in Hate Speech charges. You are required to betray them. Not reporting on other people who's been breaking my rules is a violation of the rules itself and will result in Hate Speech charges. People who live in Russia and other countries outside of hate speech laws will be extradited to Canada by force. Countries that don't comply risk being nuked. Not celebrating the death of my haters is a violation of the rules and will result in hate speech charges as well. My name is Sirius and Morning Star. Don’t call me Alex unless you are my friend.

 

[Speedrunner]

I'm imagining him saying this to a woman he's tied up

 

[capitalBBustard]

 

[Slideshow Bill]

*drops books, blushes, accidentally cums everywhere*

 

[Hamstirer]

Have you tried not being a hideous retard?

 

[Spectate]

I don't understand why you're upset, Kiwi Farms just want what's best for its users.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Nope, I don't watch niggers do anything. There are no niggers in my 1TB spank bank.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

oh so alex can be a loli guro fag but this young gook lady cant have a shizo episode?
fuck jannies

Janny took my milk away

Tell me, which game do you find has the sexiest Ganondorf design?

There is a Jewish solution to every Jewish trick.

literally anything that lets people use their jew devices to send you jew money through jew banks via the jew internet

Shenanigans are all thats left open to you.

I mean I'm actually going to do that so basically burn in hell retard

You know what time it is: fart comic review time.

This could work, Null is also a master at over feeding women.

The key word is "politely". They're unlikely to respond well, if at all, to any email beginning with "LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER GORILLAS".

I love you nullykins, but come on.

If you're a young woman who wants to (rightly) seethe about trannies then where else could you go?

The key here is to commit fraud while running for the Senate.

Also, I have an excellent choice in video games and movies.

Oh man, i forgot to bring the popcorn.

Simping for fat ugly bitches on a forum that don't even know what Blade Runner is.

> "You've never seen blade runner"
Wow King. You sure showed em. Way to prove you're not a retard.

Hey if you want to faildox someone and call them a tranny lover without real proof I think it's only fair to mention the time they were part of a dm about cutting off dicks, growing their clitoris to a pseudo dick, and date rape.

EVERYBODY WAS TARD-FU FIGHTING

We should classify Lain pfp as cursed objects just like the Sonichu medallion.

Kiwifarms has always been a dating app

you brought up irrelevant shit you motherfucker

 

[Maki Harukawa]

i dont piss myself ““constantly””

I AM NOT OFF MY MEDS
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I TAKE???

BECAUSE TSUKASA YUGI IS A MOTHERFUCKIN BITCH

 

[Super Malario]

Even if years from now my joining this place ends horribly somehow, I want you guys to know how much fun I'm having with you right now.

 

[Harm]

Well I made my account in an effort to make the world a better place by telling a fat cancer patient to kill them selves

It is led by a man who calls himself RAPE

 

[Tablet County]

Let's see you try the gendersperging technique.

There are no niggers in my 1TB spank bank.

 

[CaddestSlown]

"WAH WAH MY SON DIED" isn't an excuse to tyrannize others. Fuck you.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Yep. But now imagine them as zombies that hump each other

 

[Day of the Cope]

sorry i am retarded

 

[Doxmatix]

korean program not support piggy american obesity

Maybe his cuddle application was denied

Are the airplanes in Oklahoma spraying extra retard mist lately?

I do not want Chantal to die, but I can't take the single fork she owns out of her mouth.

 

[Neodanthril]

If anything, he will be remembered for his dedication. This man does not jump on the next wolf plushie he sees. He has his wife, and that's all he really needs. His large Pokemon dragon wife. That is not real.
What the fuck was I trying to say?

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Zoey, I regret to inform you that you are just words on a screen. You are only as real as we make you. Once we stop noticing you, you will no longer exist.
Treasure these moments.

STOP IT
I AM REAL
I AM REAL
I AM REAL
I AM REAL
I AM REAL


I DO NOT CONSENT TO BEING SHIPPED

I don't think this guy is 40 and just larping but if he is he must have had a hell of a divorce

Calm down (or not, your meltdown is hilarious)

can’t even comment in my own bullying thread and it derailed!

Make a Q&A thread about the ethics of being banned from your own thread.

This is like the 5th derailment today. I've had enough of all you niggers. See you tomorrow.