random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[GunCar Gary]

Alongside memorializing Breivik again, Pipkin Pippa is also scrawled on the gun.

 

[Big Brutus]

 

[Black Man Underwear]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/irons-...uff-elijah-jordan-millar.221958/post-21743816

Your Mom and Dad Now Know What a VTuber Is Thanks to This Arrest. Maybe. Sorta.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I appreciate that a software bug in US society is that nudist colonies were accidentally added as an expansion to the Nursing Home tech tree.
It’s too bad this can’t be fixed because the Rape Chance goes up drastically if the inhabitants are under 50.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I couldn't fap to Simpsons with a gun to my head

Fuck all these rule34 sites, its nothing but nigger dicks everywhere.

You really don’t have to worry until you start encountering 5th level rapists, they’re the ones that can cast lightning bolt, fireball and counterspell.

Playstation is peak nigger technology.

He spent five hours engaged in this argument and all of it is completely retarded

Millennials among us who didn't simp for Lara Croft's triangles back in the day, throw the first stone

You have to understand, weebs would install an app that does nothing but emit cancer radiation as long as it features pngs they can fantasize having a relationship with.

No, but I do also sensually suck on a lolipop while moaning and wearing skintight underwear to make sure everybody starts salivating over seeing my buttocks.

You're allowed to not like other races, being a pornographer shouldn't be allowed.

Either rape kids or overthrow a government

when I was like, four a bee got into my milkshake straw and nailed me right on the tongue

 

[Day of the Cope]

iran should nuke israel because my penis is small and i have never touched a woman

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Just pull yourself up by the bootstraps, grandpa.

"I'm important!" cried the literal who.

 

[Spectate]

Start archiving or I will strangle you.

 

[frozen_runner]

If you use the word problematic unironically you either a faggot or a woman (which is also pretty gay).

This post was sponsored by Fanta.

source: my ass

The Something Awful to Tranny Janny pipeline remains undefeated.

Someone please explain this in football terms

there's pyramid-shaped spacecraft in hibernation mode buried beneath the ice
if you disturb them, the kangz on board will wake up and return the world to its rightful nvbian overlords

If you’re going to a chatbot for looksmaxing you actually are a little bit subhuman.

does this cookbook work for normal people (straight men)

Me Chinese, me play joke, me steal IP of your Coke.

I will never forgive USAID for what they did to pizza hut

A&N failing to read the article speedrun (any%)

I'm going to mail a dog turd to my boss and call it art.

Give me a million dollars.

If we find the Seven Malt Liquor bottles, we can wish for the girl's dad to come back... ... ... or some new Jordan's.

What ever happened, it was bad and happened to R.Kelly so it brings me joy.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Again, because you lost the thread, you owe me an apology and retraction.

 

[neger psykolog]

He.... He has his own dedicated search engine? There's a graph tracking his increase in begging? What kind of fucking think tank group of "dents" does this guy have?

Niggas watching some fat old guy who's bad at games and kinda whiny and moving an abacus around saying "I have collated your next snort Phil, I know its timing even before you do"

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I WILL RESURRECT NAZIS JUST TO HAVE HIM SHOT

 

[30+GameOvers]

>V-tuber watching femboy autistic fedposting Neo-Nazi

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

it's unironically like the pot calling the kettle a nigger.

 

[卐卐卐]

I will personally nigger rig both a BCU and ECU using a Siemens running ladder.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I'm retarded, and I say if you can't use a keyboard you should kill yourself.

Most of us on here are autistic anyways.

 

[Dr. Butt]

This is 2025. A boy and a boy can fall in love over their hatred of Israel.

HOT GLOWNIGGERS IN YOUR AREA WANT TO FUCK!

Stupid fucking pinko cunt says what?

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

May god have mercy on this cursed species.

I refuse to believe that a man, or animal, on this planet — could shart a liquid brown arc of that strength, size and viscosity.

 

[Metamorpho]

Consistently the funniest subreddit on Reddit.
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girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore!

busy with my METH

 

[Meiwaku]

Is it mean to laugh at someone who fantasizes about diaper fetishes or is it just society correcting the balance?

YOU ROLEPLAY AS MY DEAD FATHER AND IT MAKES ME SICK

I AM FULL OF LIFE LIKE THE LIFE IM POUNDING INTO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER

apology for poor english
where were you when cat dies
i was sat at home reading genchat when post say
"cats is kill"
"no"

How do you mourn someone who was a fellow forum shitposter that made a real and positive impact on you, but you also never even knew his name or face?

Any excessive movement on that spectrum can just be visualized as a downward spiral that ends with cutting your dick off.

I refuse to believe that a man, or animal, on this planet — could shart a liquid brown arc of that strength, size and viscosity.