random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spectate]

Blue Eyes White Pussy is gonna keep me up at night

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

"Up their sentences to compensate, total footfag death"

"Blessed are the girlcock lovers"

If I get this correctly, you're saying that Islam is a kind of OCD caused by seawater poisoning?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Cheese is, in my opinion, one of the greatest culinary inventions mankind has ever produced and no fake cheese product can compare.

Please come back in ten years if you're still retarded, kid.

A CHEESE PASTY IS NOT A FUCKING GRILLED CHEESE!

It feels like I should be hearing Japanese voices from the pachinko machine.

Imagine tending to your cows in the wetlands of Florida and spotting a humble jacked guy eating out of date Brazilian military food while talking to himself just outside the fence.

 

[Spectate]

Bro I'm gonna blow your fucking mind.

https://www.google.com/search?q=titties

 

[Aunt Carol]

I saw it in this very accurate and hard-hitting documentary called The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, which is in no way a work of fiction.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Ah yes, who could forget the classic "pretend to be a lolicon and Not Actually a Furry™ who commissions furry porn" joke. Very funny indeed. It was also funny when you made the 20th xeet about how you like buttholes and piss.

Could you explain further? I'd really like to know why you consider that I type as "A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER".

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The actual names are "Burger King" and "Humpty Hump".

I didn't know that people were crass enough to actually fuck in a stall without doing lines off the toilet first. fucking degenerates, they don't know that's what keeps it classy

Stick to Classics; stories of men going to battle with their fuck buddy is far more interesting.

It’s a faggy way to address that economic based inequality is what we should be focused on but they haphazardly slap their fag shit on the end in the hopes that we’ll shut up about how they have to haphazardly slap their gay shit on the end.

Respect for them fully knowing their online footprint would be dissected and still posting it anyway. Can't say I agree with anything they are saying.

spider-gina

 

[Crex Crex]

>muh mental load
How about I literally cum inside your tiny brain you stupid bitch

Sex is gay, it's what men do to each other, and to various holes (on humans, animals, inamimate objects, and vehicles).

We all goon to cuck porn now!

 

[Gentlebastard]

Alternatively the bear and I could eat berries and salmon together and neither of us will be sad.

I have consistently found that the more real-world-productive someone's job is, the more inclined they are to engage with it in non-serious ways. Like if your job is counting things and making pretty pictures for the C-level toddlers, you tell people you're a "Senior Data Analytics Consultant" with your whole chest. OTOH, f you work in specialty chemical company manufacturing incredibly hazardous everything-here-will-kill-you-and-it-will-hurt-the-entire-time-you-are-dying chemicals for arcane national laboratory researchers you refer to it as "making the donuts". And if today's batch uses radioactive precursors, it's donuts "with sprinkles".

He's not even saying it's not real, the cowardly centrist asshole.

All we do is win, win, win.

I'm waiting for him to figure out that mixing bleach and mr. clean will give his kitchen that lemony pine-fresh scent.

Get the popcorn, this cow is going to splatter us with milk in a few years.

Making Gordon Ramsay's grilled cheese look edible should be a crime that carries the capital punishment.

attempt to make a copypasta or retardation?

call it

I'm going to stop here because I'm dangerously close to searching 'how many toilets are there on the FBI campus at...' and I have things to do, like talk to my wife and leave the house.

That's right - she had to legally, in front of God and the State of (redacted), certify her status as a third wheel and cuck.

 

[Clotso Coof]

A man sporting a “Beavis and Butt-head” T-shirt injured a 12-year-old girl as he tried to hurl a green sex toy onto the court at a New York Liberty “Women’s Empowerment” basketball game

[quote from article]

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

It’s so heckin manly to get a little shelf for your dick

 

[Spectate]

Lol

Replying to Numerus_Nulla
Level1Neko: Nulla is Probably KF, Null

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I mean, you can also just scam people on your dark web marketplace, expecially if its for drugs. What are they going to do? Call the cops on you?

Apparently one alias missing is blueeyeswhitepussy.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

They also sound a bit deranged and not the Kiwifarms flavor of deranged

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Coomalot's getting mogged by multiple children

 

[Metamorpho]

I actually unironically want to be raped by Furukawa.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If someone told me, “y’know, I’ve killed people before” I wouldn’t say, “ew. Thou shalt not murder.”

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

It's like he doesn't want to admit to himself that he is living out his fantasies of becoming a genderbent nazi girl in disguise of a vtubing internet career.

Dude, implying that your Discord mod jerked off to you your character is not the huge own you think it is.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Hot sauce Omnitrix

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Yeah this happened to me as well, I took a woman out on a few dates but when I got her in bed she suddenly started making bizarre grunting and moaning sounds. Can't believe I almost fucked a dude with a voice changer.

He has the face that only a mother could use RACIAL CAPITALISM AND THE STACK-CONSCIOUSNESS with the objective of replatformizationing of his penis.