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[Super Mario Brothers]

NIGGA HOW THE FUCK DOES A FICTIONAL CHARACTER HAVE VIEWS AND OPINIONS

We scream the battle cry of our people
“TOTAL VTUBER DEATH”
As our enemies screech
“REEEEE, for MY OSHI”

 

[tehpope]

“… Kevin Moon, known to his user base as ‘Void’ …”
- this author, probably

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

he's probably gonna pass out in his hot tub and cook like a hard boiled egg

 

[Gentlebastard]

"Cumskin" Why can't darkies ever come up with a good racial slur for us? It's always something retarded.

My Grandma died yesterday, and I swear to god she better not have been reincarnated as this fucks kid.

Those carbonara ramen are absolutely vile, below dogshit-tier. I disregard anything this woman says based on her choice of instant noodles.

The art of being gay without being a faggot is lost to time, it seems.

His arteries are one more French fry away from giving out.

Some cows are like ultra complex and temperamental aircraft engines which require precisely diluted nitro-kerosene sourced from a specific square mile in guatamala during the full moon to maybe begin to warm up, whereas with fatrick you could literally just take a dump directly in the fuel tank and it instantly fires up hot

They're so repugnant that even the goddamned leftyspergs are like "Nah nah you can have this racism, just this once, as a treat."

 

[Dr. Butt]

Surprise! It sucks

 

[Meat Target]

Do not anthropomorphize the Paperclip obsessed machine, your bones will end up being used for spare parts.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Shiiiet! yo nigga @crystal_pepsi where did you get that?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Women like lingerie, I've found.

How would they even know what is in the box?
Did she label it JEW STUFF and put a little star of David on there? I can see her doing that.

Ah yes, the ancient Jew ritual of being careful with important shit, wrapping it really well with bubble wrap, and maybe putting the box in your car instead of letting the movers handle it. I know the deep magic well.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Ethical consumption of yaoi is why we can't have cold fusion.

 

[pollution jim]

saar pls do the adding of this text
"sir this is a helpless submissive whiteboi, if he were to try and have his way with virile aryan man, he would quickly find it is in fact him who is encountering big dick randy" -@Staticness

 

[a kiwifarms user]

his wife balls deep in the milkman

 

[Staticness]

ITS JUST COOL TO ROLE PLAY AS A FACIST ANIME GIRL
IM NOT A NAZI I BELIVE IN FREE SOCIETY
BUT I WILL MAINTAIN THAT I HAVE A CRUSH ON THAT ANIME NATIONAL SOCIALIST.... I MUST ADMIT.... I AM IN LOVE

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Guys can you stop. I am not brown

*my hands start trembling with rage, but i do my best to stay calm*

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Nope
I don't play that mystery-box shit
I'm not playing wife-gacha

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

When I become god-king of America I'm having my secret police enforce every tranny to say verbatim "I acknowledge my Y chromosome means I will never be a woman in a psychological, physiological, or legal context." Also I will sterilize anyone below 80 IQ.

 

[CansOfCant]

That’s like a drug addiction prolapsing after 1 year sober.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

On the bright side, this thread has some remarkably smart people. Possibly the Farms brightest.

 

[often puzzled]

My favorite book of hers is the one where she just snorts Ritalin and digs into her follicles with a tweezer for 300 pages.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Retard my ass.

Uh sir this is a shitposting and gossip forum

i would like to say that this dude definitely did NOT rewire his brain. if he did, it made him significantly more fucking stupid because in vcs he would constantly go "braaap" or randomly mention his "big butt"

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

poopdick enjoyer