random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

Sometimes two people just legitimately wouldn't want to fuck each other, even when neither of them are fat.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

at least there's one nigger in the Escambia bay

it looks like they drew their fursona using that Pokemon as a fleshlight

Someone drew a Miku over my house which Miku based I wish there was a giant Miku about to step on my house that'd be nice

generally murder does not change your skin color.

Now, many readers and fan fic authors have landed in hot water for their works and enjoyment of them, however, the biggest controversy revolves around "het" Omegaverse, to the point it got to the FUCKING SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES, over this.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

when i was a kid, i molested a priest to establish dominance

 

[Dr. Butt]

I actually had to keep stopping, reading again, and stopping again when processing this pro-rape tomfoolery.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Glorious leader has had Ralsei crucified there.

Jerusalem surprisingly has more crosses and other Christian symbols than Palestine flags. While this makes sense considering Jerusalem is a Christian holy city, it seems risky to put Christian drawings in a place full of seething trannies and Muslims.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

on Thursday we kill all the Mexico's

 

[indomitable snowman]

It's possible to have ironic sex with Destiny?

I feel like any and all sex with Destiny would be ironic.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

Ah. I have a KiwiFarm thread. Time to repeatedly bash my skull into the wall and give myself brain damage.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

"you say our ad needs to be more enticing, eh? does... THIS get your attention perhaps, mm?"

WHY DOESN'T ANYONE READ WHERE I POINT OUT HE'S JUST DOING THIS FOR ATTENTION AND NOT SERIOUS

This needs to be in random.txt

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

>I did not know this was a copy pasta

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

You will definitely not be immersed in a 500 gallon tank of Kickin Ranch Sauce

This is nothing Jew related at this location, there are no 9 foot tall reptilian employees

This beast will haunt you for the rest of your sad, jerking off to cartoon women who’re really men, life. Welcome to a whole new world bitch.

 

[Nothing Is Written]

One dead ferret is a tragedy. A million dead ferrets is a statistic.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

HE'S SO FAT HE HAS CHINK EYES!

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

They've been attempting to use the exhumed corpse of their son for political gain

The ugly bastards movement claims another one, shame.

the artist is an autistic male thats going to rape someone if they haven't already.

I will drink an entire bottle of soju if we don't get at least one dinosaur 2hu in this game.

To be fair, if people were calling me a nickname because I have dandruff, I'd hate that too, trans or not.

 

[supremeautismo]

My nigger in christ, you are talking to google autocomplete, why the fuck are you telling it about your dead dad?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How many children do you bite a month, on average?

 

[Pedophobe]

I guess that being bullied on the Internet beats loneliness.

The line between gayops and legitimate retarded niggerfaggotry has never been as blurred as it is now

If you're here, you're an asshole.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

well I am sperg and a britbong so that might be true.

My bant’s are quality mate, and no I’m not the ghey as you think I am. Those that normally shit on ghey are the gay themselves.

No nigger shut up

 

[NoReturn]

In this case, the proper term is wigger husbando.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

"Sure medical care in Syria isn't state of the art, but at least there are no lines like in Canada."