random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[POWER IN MISERY]

You will never be Passenger Of Shit

he fucking ATE the diaper?

gay porn. 1 little black dude vs 6 Big White Cocks.

You’re still hungover from the 9-month bender your mommy went on while you were in the womb

the Loony Toons gene will activate

everyone was having fun and then this faggot showed up

This guy has spent his entire life being a total fucking faggot.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Some of you are talking about a completely different potato.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm not calling the court from my work phone for you retards, lol.

A fag with a ponytail, who I will refer to as ponytail fag

I heard Dave speak for the first time to his attorney during this. He sounded very gay.

Okay, let's pretend I believe you that this is a human and/or female - Which side is the front and which side is the back?

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I'm genuinely racist, I don't like black people, I still want them to live decent lives. This is a sad scene

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I know he's had the shit beaten out of him at least once, probably more for being a mouthy sperg than his actual crime.

It is apparently also violent to have a big dick. Who knew?

 

[Spectate]

(A)

"he peed on me and honestly, i think that's what love is."

 

[Dr. Butt]

Ok fine I had a fling w a zoomer once but all I got out of it was a recommend to watch Kurzgesagt (I do) and to buy YouTube Premium (I would rather die than pay for YT)

 

[YazeePro]

If you can't satisfy your employees, sexually, you don't deserve to be a boss.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

youngblud wildin on god man

 

[Dr. Butt]

HAI ERRIOT, YOU WAN' HAB CONSHENT ACKSHIDENT PREASE FUCKEE SUCKEE

 

[JustSomeDong]

David Attenborough:
"Perhaps there's a deeper philosophical argument to be made about whether we should allow bots or AI to have a equal seat at the table in discourse with actual human beings, but the poojeeta is incapable of resisting its primal urge to impotently argue against crowdsourced citations from a robot."

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

At any other point in history,I would assume you’re a retarded conspiracy theorist who believes we live in a cartoon young adult novel written by a schizophrenic.
Now I know we do actually live in a cartoon young adult novel written by a schizophrenic, and I am 100% on board with you.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Well okay I was lying by omission a bit, the fish alien Hitler mentioned earlier is the one behind the Betty Crocker brand.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sure, it bothers me I still don't have sensation in my dick and it can't get erections, but the idea it isn't a dick is simply transphobic.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Oh God I just ran over the neighbor's dog because my vision was obscured by my HUGE FUCKING COCK

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Nikki looks absolutely radiant here, her melanin receptors fully saturated, vulva engorged with blood, ready to absorb negro flatus.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I will work on an mid 2000s AMV shipping video of you both.

Touching grass is no longer enough, some people need to be straight up put out to pasture

God help me if I have to start writing text walls about how badly Helena Blavatsky shilled watered down eastern philosophy to the west through her cult of Theosophy.

Modern art appreciating fingers typed that article

We need our patron deity, Christian Weston Chandler Blueheart Jesus to smite them for their crimes against CWCville.

Reading through this, its hard to tell if this guy is a troll or just retarded.

I wish America, Russia, and North Korea would shake hands, put aside their differences, and nuke India in friendship.

influencers are not human they are fucking robots with preprogrammed behavioral patterns

What else could possibly go wrong for him, you say? Well, now he's got gonorrhea, which is on top of the genital herpes he already suffers from.

Woohoo! RETARD LEGAL FIIIIIIIIGHT!

I have tears in my eyes and needed a few moments to regain my composure.
I don't know exactly why, but the "bushman of the kalahari" option hit me like a comedy brick...

to become a real man you have to pay real serious adult money to go see a stage production with your elderly mother, and sit there and just take it, and pretend to like it. Because she is your mother and it means a lot to her.

like UberEats for tranny content, but we don't even have to pay for it to be delivered

I think the amusement you are experiencing is a perfect example of the joy a well placed archaic slur/ethnographic term can induce among the unsuspecting.

I think the amusement you are experiencing is a perfect example of the joy a well placed archaic slur/ethnographic term can induce among the unsuspecting. Same reason the tactical use of Jigaboo or Jungle Bunny can wind up causing more mirth than a simple nigger in certain circumstances

 

[Clotso Coof]

14 heartbreaking pictures of roadkill that will make you say "What a dumbass"!

So he went from eating street tacos to becoming one?

Sorry, Journos. This one didn't have the magic "change public opinion 180 degrees" coupon on him either.

What did he think was going to happen when he arriba arribaed onto the freeway?

nobody mentions the name of this Hispanic parking bollard - likely because it wouldn't be advantageous for the proles to see the associated rap sheet.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

"the fire within me burns brighter than the dumpster fire all around me!"

 

[Cemetery Support]

Nigger, you fucked Burt?