random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[a kiwifarms user]

I live in a suburban (even semi-rural) area halfway across the country and within two miles are three convenience stores equipped with kitchens.

Don't worry, when I assume control from my island fortress of Macau the Internet will finally be great again.

I'm confused is this nigga advocating for term limits for designing video games?

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Defendant had achieved "very good penetration of nine-to twelve-year-olds"

 

[RomanianSchizo]

nigga dey tried to gimme dem shits too
said fuck dat nigga slapped a muthfucka in da jaw on my momma
nigga went down bitches said woo
niggas told me get outta there
been free ever since

 

[TV's Adam West]

Does anyone have the clip of Van Darkholme where he and some other guy essentially rape a pizza delivery guy

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Let’s say, a Fujo pooper

 

[Tablet County]

Thank you for your high standards in racism. Its the kind of content I visit this site for.

BBL? isn't that what drake got

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

We need a version of that gun chart except the silhouettes are of food and every one is labeled ASSAULT SANDWICH.

I cried after I came bc I was so overwhelmed in the best way

 

[Oliver Onions]

>kick your retard brother out
>Immediately start a harem

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Honestly... video ruined what would be an amazing guess the race game as we learned what toppings were on the sandwich.

My street name 8bit, yo. You get in my face, I'm gonna mess up your Google footprint

 

[ono]

So long as she's not blacklisted for sexually harassing me, im gonna be a throne in the side of /tg/ in any way i can, even if thats barely any.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Ps: you don’t understand. Chill is a cosmic state. It’s not just being calm. Chill is the ability to maintain control and clarity. It is balanced by going hard or fury which is also necessary. They form duality

 

[Click reply to view]

Frankly, I'm disappointed in the entire Insane Clown Posse leadership and fanbase

 

[Gentlebastard]

They call you an anti- or a -phobe or an -ist, but never a liar.

the proper, civilized answer is no, fuck off.

The obvious AI description really ties it all together

They 100% did ERP and I'm humiliated I even understand that abbreviation.

I live in utter despair because I am an atheist and there's no God that can answer my prayers of hitting these people with high-heat sabot rounds.

I was sitting out back the other day, enjoying a cigarillo late at night to watch the glow because I'm a deep and thoughtful faggot.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Unless you're a Jeet. Then it's a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

 

[Speedrunner]

*clears throat* My... my four-year-old trans toddler came out as Dyno over Skype. Sorry guys.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I can't be mad at someone who is just a name to me.

garnishing random.txt with a sprinkle of wisdom, for flavor

 

[Speedrunner]

If your nipples aren't pink, you're tainted with the brown stink.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Because of this trophy, I am now demanding free avocado toast flavored iPhone flatscreen TVs

 

[Aunt Carol]

I know that reading and knowing shit about fuck are on the decline, but you'd expect at least a little more from her.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

typed this while wearing a chasity case and thigh high socks btw

what the fuck is wrong with all of you

 

[JustSomeDong]

The random text I got while reading this was "I feel terrible for indulging my curiosity" which just feels very fitting.