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[Finger Pistols]

From this, I found out he was doing NSFW spanking roleplays with Tom Nook AI chat bots, where Tom Nook's children walk in on him mid cock-sucking.

 

[Dr. Butt]

She's only into dudes. Gay dudes.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I fucked your moms mom. I turned gay just so I could fuck your dad too.

Thank you for attending my Tard Talk.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Screenshot of the now-defunct CIA-run Johnny Carson fan page

Screenshot of the now-defunct CIA-run Star Wars fan page

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

This is the first time I discovered Touhou was a game and not a tag on Japanese porn.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Embracing Communism is like coming out as gay, I'm glad you're on our team.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

who want they niggerussy ate

Never trust a man named Mohamed twice.

 

[CaddestSlown]

If these people were serious about reducing emissions, they would kill themselves.

 

[Hitman One]

If you must sperg and argue online do it here as NiggerSneedson and leave it at that.

 

[Chandelier]

“I do capital, I do deals, I do boypussy” feels like an AU where Trump is a pooner. “MY BOYPUSSY IS TREMENDOUS. I DO DEALS.”

 

[Aunt Carol]

Beyond that we all are fucking autistic and/or retarded.

They're putting chemicals in the stromboli to make the mobsters gay.

Well then, thank you for confirming that I'm not retarded. Carry on.

Love yourself, fag. Take your Ozempic, go to the gym and come hang out. Do not cut off your penis. You just need friends and self love.

 

[often puzzled]

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

 

[everyone has aids]

Sir this is my emotional support whole rotisserie chicken, and you're violating the ADA.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

A racist person could study what exact type of moralfagging repels other races and weaponize it.

"Compulsive Archival Disorder" is just this website and "Transdemifluidjapanese" is just Pixyteri.

In my experience as a native who still somehow hasn't fucked off to Germany to become a gastarbeiter yet

Hispaniola is such a diverse island. You have le frawnche niggers on one side and Mexican niggers on the other.

peodphile

frozen yogurt lesbian feederism

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

being online for a longtime sometimes means you watch strangers develop and learn and become more functional and sometimes it means you watch them industriously invent new ways to throw themselves onto the same pile of knives over and over and over

 

[Gentlebastard]

Each time I see that salad I feel like a part of me dies a little more.

It's just revolting and is everything wrong with this country.

I just finished speed running this thread mostly via highlights, and I think I'm on the verge of wearing out my 'horrifying' reaction sticker.

When you’re already neck deep in delusion, does it really matter?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Where did he get a topless pics of his dead sister??

 

[DrNow]

Would you full on sniff a ripe unbathed Josh, to end sickos?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Loose skin, darkened eyes, these are the wages of sin. You may attempt to skinwalk as us thin Gods but we can see in your eyes that deep down you are very fat.

 

[Speedrunner]

Any of you have depression or anxiety? Academics now consider you comparable to childfuckers XD