random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Latrell Sprewell]

Yeah we're talking about the same guy who happily remembered seeing little boy penis.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

From the "what is the kiwi above you like in bed" joke thread:

Very gentle, soft- enjoys post-coital cuddles. And discussing the politics of the death penalty.

The worst thing about that post is that most of it is right. Up to you to guess which part isn't.

 

[Jang Joo]

Nigga you downloaded terabytes of gay porn to mail to someone. I think you can handle the furry threads.

 

[Tread Miller]

Well as a recovering zoophile

 

[Slideshow Bill]

It was well made, colorful, the songs were catchy, the characters were likable... and also, a lot of 40 year old men wanted to fuck those horses.

 

[Dyno]

Well as a recovering zoophile

Not every day you see a lolcow make his own thread in prospering grounds.

I'm sorry I don't know this forum well.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

it's clear the "female orgasm" is just a myth they want you to believe in to forever use as a bludgeoning tool against your masculinity

watch

 

[Gog & Magog]

I had a dream I could astral project into the houses of KiwiFarms users through the website and every time I did I would find out they were a teenage third worlder living in a crowded hovel with their huge family all yelling in some foreign language and I gradually got increasingly disappointed as I realized that's what everyone on here looked like until I woke up.

That wasn't a dream, you were actually astrally projecting.

 

[Laburnum]

"You want a Hitler? I shall become ÜberHitler. Be careful what you wish for."

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

you're both unrepentant GOONERS, and worst of all FAT

 

[not william stenchever]

a fecal fractal if you will

 

[Dr. Butt]

I’m so fucking old I used an abacus to play the gayest form of colossal cave adventure with Methuselah while he was a teenager, having to warm up my wood balls with a velociraptor powered pulley system and our internet was old time pigeons and those Jewish golem robots delivering shit posts written on stone tablets.

 

[neger psykolog]

more of the video: The dude owns a tattoo of a federally recognized gang but calls kiwifarmers terrorists

 

[AnOminous]

Get your own gay porn

 

[Speedrunner]

I reading Nhentai doujinshi then also I Consume Violent content as "Education" and I came 10 times a day and i spend 9 years gooning non stop.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Well at least it's not another fucking teenaged ghost girl threatening to kill me only to be defeated by a technicality.

 

[Speedrunner]

that because this is Every man's dream. is to fuck Every inanimate objects like Guns,Ships,Cars,Planes,Submarines,Tanks.and i Part of the Sexual attraction on the Inanimate objects and i have to say something..when i have enough budget i'll marry Felix and Others so that every People with sexual orientation will recognise me that who likes Inanimate objects than flesh and blood and i'm really horny for it Because i Like to had sex with it and i'm starving for physical touch

 

[Speedrunner]

sure bro, I'm height 1.67 CM and i weight 64 Kg

 

[CaddestSlown]

If you're not into ass, you're into tits. If you're not into ass or tits, then you're into feet. If you're not into any of those, you're a fucking freak.

We are all glowies, there isn’t a single organic user in this thread

the feds had enough resources in the 90s to kill some dude in the woods who bought a sawed off shotgun. I think they can get a few people to post on kiwifarms.

My Yakuza friend would butcher you for saying this. And I’d cheer him on.

You’re a sick son of a bitch and I’d splash my mangosteen in your face for being such a faggot.

Thanks to those blasts probably millions of potential anime’s were lost, not that an inbred fuck like you would understand the significance of the loss of the arts.

I can't read.

you got something you want to share with us FAGGOT

 

[Dr. Butt]

Zoltar Manscrawny can't open a pickle jar:

Men's day in Jew York? Isn't that kind of ism?

When the Day of the Journo comes, I will spare the staff of the New York Post.

Yeah, he's probably going to say something like "erm, amerikkka kinda deserved 9/11"

>Can't rep two plates without a spot.
The absolute fucking state of this 'man'.

Not being able to bench 135 pounds at 33 years old is fucking embarrassing.

What a limpdick. He needs to go pick corn out of cowshit and eat it, get some extra strength.

You might as well cry harder, faggot. I can taste the evident tears this post was typed with.