random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

According to Jacques Derrida, the word "nigger" exists on a spectrum between "definitely not nigger" and "definitely nigger", and coming up with a universal positive definition of "nigger" is impossible due to the inherent ambiguity of language and its abstraction from the thing it describes.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Meet me in one of the necro furry threads, next Friday night, no jannies present. You are dead meat, nerd.

The gays are taking back their bars. Took you fags long enough. Last time I walked past what used to be the most catty and exclusive gay bar in the city, it was full of fat, straight, multiethnic couples. Women were rarely even allowed in there unless the fags you were with had signifigant clout, and now it looks like a fucking Applebees.

"I'm sorry I called you a negress. Going forward I'll be sure to call you a nigger."

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'd like Wil to know that I'm not really a Trump guy but Eggs at my Aldi's have been for the last few months under 3 bucks for a dozen

 

[GunCar Gary]

Try to picture a drunk Kamala, after probably five bottles of expensive donor-purchased wine, screaming in an incoherent rage at her family and staffers before her Secret Service detail shot her with a tranquiliser dart, bringing a temporary end to the horror.

 

[Rux]

New posts from Adam acknowledging Elijah's phonebook.
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Yeah well your little noisy vendetta has gotten you doxxed on KF. Congrats. Now the internet has a face, name, and full home address to apply to your fellow bestiality enterprise. Youre officially in the same shit hole as me. I hope this was worth it for you.

 

[Slav Power]

If the next hitler comes from the girls under-13s hockey team I shall be very proud

 

[Golden Apple]

I threw Pennies in one direction and visa gift cards in the other and he split in half

 

[Kiislova]

When I was younger, I didn't get the Prime Directive in Star Trek. Now I understand it and want it for the 3rd world.

 

[Dick Lickieta]

Her list of disabilities has also racked up, with her “discovering” she was deaf and starting to (very poorly) use ASL, developing carpal tunnel from the sign language, going blind, and self-diagnosing various disorders, including dementia and down syndrome.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I have 17 year old white high pile carpet (fite me) and it still looks 85% great.

Gay bars are normally ran by the biggest of faggots because only a massive faggot would start a business where the entire concept is to be a massive faggot.

“It’s warm today”
“I wish dinosaurs still existed only on the outskirts of the French village of Valence.”

I'd love to respond to this but I'm dead and left nothing behind but a fat, gay, dead skeleton.

 

[Sperghetti]

When Kiwi Farms is telling you in your lolcow thread that you should have more confidence in yourself, you've really hit a low.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This bitch is flexing a toaster.

 

[Solid Snek]

If the next hitler comes from the girls under-13s hockey team I shall be very proud

 

[Gentlebastard]

I've seen things your generation wouldn't believe. BBS boards on fire off the flame wars of Trek. I heard 56k modems screech in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to be silent, youthoid.

I feel like the risk of STD exposure is a lot more of a betrayal than the whole "she's been on the prowl for dick instead of pussy the whole time" thing, but my time in the tranny mines have taught me they have the most busted of priorities.

if you can't bomb down a 1.5 lane road that was paved once 40 years ago at 60mph then I don't respect your opinion on roadways. Simple as.

I miss the internet before it became whatever this is.

I'm a terrible demonic stalker and not even human, don't you even get the newsletters about me?

I don't think she's full on schizophrenic, but I do think she's way crazier than she seems on the surface. Which is already pretty crazy.

Lolcows, always living life in the hardest way possible despite too often given the absolute best chances in life.

I didn't do too badly. Miscounted the number of incest nigger rape babies and the fact that it technically wasn't incest because her daddy was her stepdaddy but for the most part I got it right

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Ooh this is extensive autism. Lots of words and graphs and shit

Gavin revealed on the newest podcast he takes emotional shits. Sometimes he’ll shit and just cry his eyes out.

Wait that's meant to be a building? I thought it was a Bad Dragon dildo.

Indians are the slave caste in Dubai, it’s the Arabs with oil wealth that shit on whores.

It's hard to keep track of what flavor of retardation each former Rooster Teeth member has.

 

[Meat Target]

I can tell this man rapes dogs and eats human shit based off his physiognomy.

Holden, I want my fucking drinks you bitch ass taint licker.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

IT MAKES ME WANT TO SCRUNCH
IT MAKES ME WANT TO CLUNCH

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

I was hot shit in the 80s

 

[CallmeCicada]

Also forgot to mention the rape hentai thing is also not applicable to me

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

I was questioning who would tune into a stream of a mentally disabled French man being tortured. After reading the comments thus far, I no longer am.

You know the thread is hungry when we've reached the Ramirez vs Watts for best husband debate.

Give me a race and I'll give you a slur.

“Hot lesbian sex” does not feature a man and a skeleton, typically.