random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kayfabe]

Is wanting nigga farts in your mouth a common symptom of tranny shooters?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Likewise even adults can be groomed into thinking they're trains

I can’t believe Thomas the Tank Engine got groomed.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I remember flipping through an old children's encyclopedia to the page with a naked man and woman in the anatomy section and getting off on that.

 

[Meat Target]

Stop being glued to your screen 24/7 or you’ll become the next idiot posted on kf.

 

[PhoBingas]

I'm on house arrest faggot, I can't go outside.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

>Onichan.. please go slower you're too big.....
<I understand officer, KILL RANDOM CIVILIANS

 

[Rotollo 2]

Trusting a faggot with a dog haircut is a bad idea.

 

[Meat Target]

you're a corporate propagandist, a character assassin for hire, a professional shit-stirrer with delusions of grandeur. your insufferable passive-aggressive attitude towards the outcasts who have been left to single-handedly fight the war against the globohomo censor brigade has not gone unnoticed and will not be forgotten.

you are the enemy of every man with pride and a conscience, a parasite in a society already choked with the failures of the indolent and the incompetent.

I hope a million bedbugs slowly suck the blood from your body like you and your ilk suck the blood from your mother country, each hurrying to greedily gobble up as much of your countrymen's lifeblood as you can fit in your fattening gut before the organs producing it sputter and fail.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

FW, you can sperg endlessly to kittens about Jews and they will never tell you to stfu. It's your calling in life. You could be Hitler's strongest animal lover.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The gay black furry tranny is telling the Kiwi Farmers to stop wanting to fuck the bird creature... Oh how far we've come.

the unenlightened do not know the power of "nigger"

“If you ever visit Fortaleza, Brazil, our drug lords will splatter your brains on the floor for being transphobic, nazi bigot chud.”

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

FLY HIGH JOE WINKO
1995-2025

 

[PhoBingas]

@DonkeyHotey

 

[DonkeyHotey]

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@DonkeyHotey

Nigger.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I know I've read of at least three girls retiring because they could no longer control their buttholes

I agree Prague is a nice vacation spot, but you don't have to take two dicks up the ass to go there.

Spoiler

Hey, I thought it was funny and hope it makes it into the rotation.

I was just yanking your chain. Thanks m8.

Start posting and stop yapping in the random_text thread you retards.

 

[Aunt Carol]

One of the least important elements of this but very cringe music taste

Things I learned today: The mayor of Minneapolis is a gargantuan piece of shit. KMFDM is still around for some reason.

*I have no idea if I spelled that right but also don’t care

 

[everyone has aids]

Remember,he isn't actually gonna do it, this is just what ifs he makes up because he is literally Autistically fixated on death and dying.

actually, i really was going to commit suicide back then.

 

[Overly Serious]

Purple Aki was a mythological figure, a bogeyman of the north-west. Like a noncey mothman.

 

[Cnidarian]

 

[Gog & Magog]

why does that dog have a 1000 cock stare?

I'm not a "pedophile", dad, I'm a zoophile! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!

Where I live gays aren't very popular. So all the faggots I've met IRL were straight.

Isn't Kiwi Farms supposed to be full of legendary shitposters? This is just sad. I'll admit defeat, I'm a faggot. With that done and said, what else do you have up your sleeve, and if you say faggot again, this site is an absolute joke.

You are not a hero, nobody thinks you are a hero, nobody will ever think you are a hero, and at some point you will stop thinking you are a hero yourself.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Her abuse of facetune makes her look like fifteen different unattractive women.