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[The Un-Clit]

The Un-Clit said:
No one's fiction has ever had a randomly dropping guillotine parked over the exit of WalMart, chopping guests and terror-soldiers alike whenever it felt like it, sketchy random lion attacks or a conspiracy of the British royal family and screen actor's guild to infiltrate Oregon via an army of Canadian look-alike terror troopers wielding nitrous oxide knockout gas (some of them from tanks stuffed up their ass venting out an anal tube) that can be defeated by flicking your Bic and launching them through the air on their own flaming gas? That shit was better then any 10 Michael Bay movie screenplays.

Damn I miss StoneManWarrior. One of the real true originals. Tortured by his mental illness but so GODDAMN FUNNY to read his reports on the ongoing war inside his mind. I hope he's at rest now.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Posting edgy shit on the Internet for attention doesn't make you right wing, but being a tranny does make you a tranny.

Basically the answer is he's a retarded faggot.

Oh, boy! The NEET shillposters are awake!

>moves to London
>books a stand up session
>tries to use more material Anthony Jeselnik wrote for her
>gets arrested for hate speech
>doesn't get raped in prison because she's so ugly
>develops a complex because of it

You openly lust after long dead women from ancient Terran cinema. The way I read all of your posts regardless of thread are filtered through that lens.

The slits for their eyes are sideways, therefore other slits must also be sideways. Basic biology really

This isn't exactly true, it just feels that way because they have an extra set of grippy inside their vaginas, adn that extra grippy is cross threaded.

He's against racism because he doesn't see skin color, only cock size.

 

[TheRetardKing]

"It used to be these people were the child predators, now they're the child prey." -BigBunjeeee

 

[Cemetery Support]

I don't listen to music where I think I could physically overpower the band. Weezer is especially bad because not only do they seem rapeable, they probably wouldn't even try and resist and might actually like it. I can't have shit like that playing in my ears.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Hasan: Nice try, Ethan. This picture clearly is a representation of zionist IDF soldiers feasting on Palestinian children.

If only her real dad had fake loved her, these 10,000 pages could have been prevented.

I'm not sure the eldritch personage named denims can be be summed up as merely an e-girl, given her bizarre antics, and weird animatronic chuck-e-cheese/david lynch facial expression/physiognomy stuff going on.

"white people are boring, can't cook, and have no culture. We need infinity brown rapists to make our streets filthy and eat with their hands."

"Oh God!! I'm so frightened!! Please just take my money and leave me and my squash headed wife alone!"

Ethan may be a retard, but he didn't join Hasan's "Hitler Youth Podcast".

Asia has a thing about not disturbing the peace, even when the peace is an maelstrom covered in a thin and semitransparent membrane of tranquility.

he's a furfag who jacks off to Fat Blue Pregnant Yoshis covered in blood.

Wrong: “Ian’s 34 now, so he was 28 in 2019, I was 24 and got hepatitis C from a lot lizard”
Right: “Ian’s 34 now, so he was 21 or 22 in 2012”

"Guize, you would not believe the destruction that happened here, The Musical"

just imagine if he drew Jester Cat on his gun and called the cat a n*****… my gawd…he would be Donald “kill all bipocs” number one supporter. Somehow. And probably a huge Tim pool fan. And own truck Also be a grand wizard. Really.

I'm not saying we should ban all trannies, I just want common sense tranny control.

Britbongistan where you're thrown in prison for calling someone fat and butterknifes are outlawed.

> Opens Undertale
> Kills the goat mom

 

[Cnidarian]

No mercy for changedfaggotry. Every time some groomer victim kid walks into a community with Changed avatars and starts trying to insert changed shit into everything while trying to act like it's not a fetish, everyone except those living under a rock reacts with a different kind of aversion to typical furry antics. Total Thunderscientist Death (TTD)

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Could Mozart still be alive?

Wow that all must be legit and in no way just wild and crazy shit some random fuckin guy named GAY NIGGER RAPIST is saying simply because why not.

 

[LimeRikki]

Can the niggers please stop shitting up the African American Appreciation thread?

 

[Croaking Spider]

"If we feed the Shrimp crack we'll have these niggers choosing Red Lobster for a hundred years!"

 

[Spectate]

Let's start with the Jackson 5.
The Jackson 5 are 764 and 764 are Israeli intelligence.

 

[Rotollo 2]

White women are the least likely to race mix. Stop watching BBC porn.

 

[demicolon]

Doug survived The Wall. Lindsay smashed into it.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I know we all hate niggers but we have two nigger-hate threads on this site and this one is for man hate, I'm going to have to request that we move this thread back onto the rails and take the nigger hate conversation to the relevant threads.

that sounds extremely made up, no way people 150 years ago ate babies

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Man Peggle fans sure are passionate

 

[Staticness]

WHY CAN'T I GET A GF WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME
FUCK MY STUPID FUCKING LIFE

 

[FrogMinutes]

He had anal sex and oral sex with numerous men, but not thousands.
He has been arrested.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Help me I'm dying of dad bod nooooo

 

[Gentlebastard]

There's some fancy name(s) for this debate tactic but Pretending to be Retarded easily gets the point across.

The Midwest belongs to Mike Stoklasa and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

One more quibble, he grips that gun like he grips a cock. Good for faggots, terrible for firing.

Has she tried not being a slut?

He has a veneer of sanity in some things he says, as in they are not nonsensical, but the way he acts and thinks is completely deranged.

if you've never done drunk Waffle house, you're not even a real American...or alky or poor. I used to like you, but it's pretty clear you're not trust worthy.

I just want to know why your "true self" sounds like a made-up character you get at the end of a "What Kind of Bad Boy Would You Date?" quiz from the mid-00s.

Well, would you like the knife returned, or would you care to leave it lodged in my backside, torn between sternum and lung?

I knew that first story was going to be good as soon as I read "I have a fun goatee and mustache combo"

A literal, Professional Karen.
I wish I could say I was surprised, but I'm simply too tired.

 

[Rembrandt]

You're supposed to loop and hang yourself again.

 

[Law]

American Jesus is a bit different than the other Jesus. He's absolutely jacked, dual-wields AR-15s, kicks brown people and spits on the poor.