random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Faceless Whore]

“sit on your captains [expletive] as we cover each other in bees,” read one of the much tamer phrases entered into the chatbot.

 

[PhoBingas]

I'll correct you: I'm retarded adult

 

[Zemblan Physics]

"I AM A GREAT AND POWERFUL DRUID, called to know the ancient herbs and ways of natural healing, connected to years and years of tradition that Whitey (don't ask questions) tried to destroy. Lunch is Beefaroni."

 

[Retink Retunk]

Wil Wheaton lgbt star trek fan stories, written by wil wheaton, sponsored by soylent.

 

[Kiislova]

The art of being gay without being a faggot is lost to time, it seems.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

And then I followed the links and I realised, "Oh it's massacres that are funny."

COMPUTER SAYS NO, GOONER

Oh no. They are brown. Half of the arguments lost right there.

 

[Statix_Shark]

Raid A is an 21TB SSD ZFS named 'SNEED', Raid B is Raid-6 NVMe with 7TB named 'CHUCK'.

It runs like a dead nigger snail

You need Israeli hardware

 

[Sneed Force One]

Raid A is an 21TB SSD ZFS named 'SNEED', Raid B is Raid-6 NVMe with 7TB named 'CHUCK'.

 

[Potato Burrito]

(I just use faggot and bitch interchangeably)

 

[Dr. Butt]

 

[Meat Target]

Well, yeah, nigger-skin lampshades are a patently dumb idea, as they'd allow very little light to pass through. Terrible energy efficiency, really. Use albinos instead.

 

[Pedophobe]

There is really only one user on this forum I hate and it's you.

Almost as bad as Anime... almost.

at some point not banning you fucking retards just makes me look weak

 

[Dr. Butt]

(this is not the place for one of my rants about the hideous human cost of consanguinity so I’ll leave that as it is…)

 

[iudex]

ian: "im not gonna argue about whether or not i shit my pants here. thats too low"

HE DIDNT DENY IT

 

[Dr. Butt]

Not to powerlevel too much, but I may or may not have had intercourse more than once or twice

 

[supremeautismo]

Why does he keep insisting on raping himself? Doesn't he know his butthole is always covered in poop?

 

[Mound Dweller]

If you were thinking of killing yourself (understandable), could I just ask that you not do it today, and instead consider doing it tomorrow, or maybe not at all. It's just that it would kind of ruin the vibe if you did do it today.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I eventually settled for one of those "panini presses" with triple the capacity so I can make myself an absolute smörgåsbord of cheese sandwiches on Fridays to eat during MATI streams.

It's a monster, who the fuck cares what it is/thinks it is. No one looked under Godzilla's skirt before the fighter planes got sent out.

Imagine marrying someone without even knowing that two of their victims managed to escape smh

My first thought was werewolf dog penis knot.

 

[demicolon]

Whats the exchange rate of bing bing wahoos to yen?

 

[Pendulous Dong]

Fat is an obese princess intoning his words from the back of a departing yacht to the masses of Stalker Children on Prison Island.