random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

anally raped by a well hung and unreasonably ethnic home invader

 

[Hitman One]

... Really ask yourself, "do I need to make this post? Do I need to take this bait?"

 

[Rotollo 2]

You made this @Null
There's blood on your hands, chud.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

My friend don't be mad, be happy, be cheerful. I'm not black, but I don't like that you're trying to insult me. It's OK to be politically incorrect but try to think: would you say that to a black person and expect to face 0 consequences for that?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Side effects may include feeling better about your own life choices in comparison

9/11 was the rights 9/11. 9/11 was EVERYONES 9/11.

Good luck, amholes.

I'll first dismember you so don't worry

I wasn’t aware they knew how to write anything other than shooting manifestos.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Theres MILLIONS of people stupid/insane enough to qualify as Lolcows. The reason only a select few actually are is because they all have a compulsion to post their idiocy online for everyone to see. Take that away and thats not a Lolcow, its just another retard.

They know exactly what they’re doing. I wish nothing but the worst for them.

STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS. IT’S TANTAMOUNT TO SHOUTING AND MAKES YOU LOOK UNHINGED.

Yeah I often think of him as extremely harmless, impotent lolcow but once in a while he reminds us of what lurks beneath the blubber and that we shouldn't feel sorry for the way the pests mercilessly fuck with him.

See the craziest thing about all of this to me is not his reaction, not how scummy he can be, not how immensely fat he is; it’s the fact that anyone still uses fucking Threads

It's always a bit funny when they must taste their own medicine

I just know whoever wrote this hasn't hit 30 yet... it has that zoomer stink on it.

They panned some flakes of lolcow gold in the river and followed the signs to the motherlode of milk.

 

[Colress]

I'm not an AI I'm a kike

A Mossad agent just flew over my house.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

WE HAVE A DOZEN STAFF THAT ARE ACTIVE. THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY AGAINST YOU. YOU'RE JUST FUCKING ANNOYING.

 

[Brap God]

hasn’t he never came during sex?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY AGAINST YOU. YOU'RE JUST FUCKING ANNOYING.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

Every time the words ‘woman’ and ‘dog’ appear within a thousand words of each other, some drooling 60IQ nigger is guaranteed to post that shit like it’s the most clever thing ever. Stop being that nigger.

I agree with this guy---the sentence made me laugh however

 

[Brap God]

Joshua Moon is a genocidal extremist and a moral coward

 

[indomitable snowman]

Hey, some of those spergs are tried and true pillars of the USPG. Like the old neighbor lady that comes outside at midnight to swipe her broom in the air and yell at invisible bats. You miss her when she's gone and some shitty zoomers move into her house and start putting "IN THIS HOUSE" signs up.

If it were me I would've permabanned everyone who can't spell 'milquetoast.'

if anything, consider USPG2 a triple A team and lets get some new based niggas in here

 

[Pedophobe]

If someone being a "queer furry" isn't considered "shameful", then what is?

People do not speak online like they would in real life. They don't act like they would in real life. They let their Freudian ids run free online in ways they never would IRL.

I refuse to give up my humanity.

Controversial666
It's way better than lolcow.farm, crystal.cafe or incels.is

 

[Meat Target]

Needless to say I didn't decapitate anyone with a machete over it.

 

[GunCar Gary]

Please put a plastic bag over your head. You are stealing the oxygen from sentient life forms.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

That aesthetic is tied to two of the biggest abominations in my field of interests, Starfield and Votrannies

they're a bit incomprehensible and peppered with random Yiddish words.

Sounds like a personal problem, Jack. I'm watching 21st century Darwinism crush the mentally retarded underfoot and I appreciate it for what it is.

It is cruel that all it can do is disfigure them mentally and not just do them a mercy.

living in an age of such concentrated retardation makes for good entertainment.

They should all be drowned in the most pungent cauldron of curry.

Before I go, I donate all my Reddit karma to the mods that run the T4T subreddit.

The pink triangle of shame was gifted for a reason.

Oh no, he's guaranteed eternal damnation since he's wearing a Sonichu medal

Bro who the fuck is killing my favourite lolcows.

Stopped reading there. "Injured". Post hands street shitter.

This guy was a fucking god among men. Truly earned the title of LOLBVLL. What a fucking Chad. He went home. Godspeed you glorious autist.

His enemies were only old gay men who ghosted him, and some of them were genuinely evil

I know you're gay and autistic, but saying that

Your account is 12 years old. I'm sure you have plenty of diagnosable conditions.

This thread is absolutely nuts. Read it drunk last night after a work outing and woke up thinking I dreamt this insanity.

Kinda surprised he was socially successful enough to have found an XX female to date long enough to have lived with.

Not satisfied with only burning the coal and paying the toll, Smith went for frying the rice and paying the price.

Has Null range banned India yet

And on the eve of 9/11…

Impregnating a kiwi user is the worst thing you can do wtf

you know his posts kinda had the voice of an indian in my head

All I have to say is Jeopardy! missed out on my dry wit and genuinely agreeable and likeable personality.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Why is Jesus Christ being eaten by Satan, and Donald Trump putting Him through ground?

Pro tip, if you try having a “skull hyena” or neon vomit rabbit try to “educate” me, I’m 1000% less likely to take your cause seriously

Did robots achieve sentience when I wasn't paying attention, or are these people just crazy?

Honestly if my creator made me fat with stretch marks, I would kill them and then myself.

If they learn how to use Bayes' Theorem or multiply two 2x2 matrices, AI is toast!

homeboy you've got more problems than adjusting the straps
for one; you have no boobs to speak of

Stupidly large genitals along with similarly sized T&A is one thing but to see a human-taur(???) and various other weird furry/autism adjacent fetishes against my will that are rendered in terribly realistic detail on a human are another.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If that looks like a penis one of us has to go to a doctor.

Hate to be the one to break this to you, but most trannies are just white dudes.

as a solid 3/10 who doesn't look like Kurt Russell at all

Isn't Minecraft that game where you murder public figures?

 

[Lokenstien]

I live under a series of rocks and have no idea who that guy is