random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[demicolon]

@niggers is an example of a /cow/ refugee who is quite nice to have around.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I triggered him into looking at Nintendo Animal Crossing Rule 34 and I saw a little pervy smirk curl on his lip.

See, that's why I'd lose $500.

Looks like it's me who's retarded!

Your bait is low effort, but it did get me to reply so there is that.

The only reason you're saying that is because you're a contrarian faggot.

Catboy Ranch strikes again

While deli meats aren't exactly the most expensive thing, wanton perversion also isn't the most lucrative field of crime.

As much as I would like to lock up every single person that looks remotely African, I was more interested in the process and evidence validation in itself.

 

[HildegardOrgonAkkumulator]

Bowser just gifted Mario a Switch 2 after his vasectomy!

 

[Gentlebastard]

Look I hate to be the one to inform you of this, but the median number of human skulls that people see is zero across their lifetime.

What kind of broke-ass church do you go to?

Shoulda used their special ed prom pics

That tweet was so gay it gave me AIDS.

You've just sparked a memory so horrific that I've had it suppressed almost 20 years. I now remember referring to an old, slow laptop as a "crappy lappy." I wrote those words into an online chatbox, thought they sounded good, and sent them to another human being.

He's harmless in only the same sense that chris-chan used to be - cowardice and lack of ability are the only things holding him back from accomplishing great evil.

Her own source later contradicts her because she doesn't understand per capita.

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Christ, I'm a brony and even I think this art looks horrendous.

 

[Spud]

I can't make you say 'fuck niggers', but I can argue with you until you think it!

 

[Law]

When his family proceeds to cut contact, OP falls so deeply into the darkest depths of despair that he attempts suicide and winds up in a mental hospital. This post has too many funny parts to it for me to highlight properly,

 

[Betonhaus]

Thank fuck it wasn't the Jews this time.

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

He's a podcaster, which is like a journalist but more pathetic.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I'd be dying too if someone were rambling about Jews while having gay sex

Saving the white race, one twink at a time.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Fool that you are, BBC is a testament to the superiority of the White man. It took hundreds of years of White ingenuity and careful breeding to produce the magnificent bucks we see today. To indulge in BBC porn is to enjoy the fruits of our forefathers' labor

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Notably when I tell him "I'm going to take the dick out of you and put it in women, to save this country from the genetic disaster these Jews have made of us"

Not a qoute from the poster themselves but a video they were linking to in that comment.

 

[Cnidarian]

Originally posted by @Rufus Deponia here.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Folks were sticking their dicks in skulls they found/stole before trannydom took over.

Not many people out of high school are asking if they should be allowed to "type me exam".

I've made sense of Kojima's trajectory in writing stories and dialogue by likening him to a Jacques Cousteau, of sorts, who has been documenting himself wading further into uncharted depths of retardation.

Imagine finding out that your good friend of 20 years was quietly sticking his dick in a skull the whole time and only now came clean about it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

“But that is called ‘cannibalism,’ my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.”

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Federal Unemployment Tax Assistance?! Oh NO.

 

[pollution jim]

And I say nigger a lot because nobody controls my speech. A man chooses, a slave obeys. I will chose to say nigger
yeah and im white. dont care faggot

 

[Two Dollars]

Some days the only difference between this thread and the wider Undertale fandom
is that we can say nigger faggot here

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

fags have always had a weird fascination with nazis.

This is a guy who only got into politics because he went down a political rabbit hole when trying to find a defense for drunk driving charge.

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

i honestly want to see these two die in a plane crash, it would be the first interesting thing either of them have ever done

What a free spirit. Gets swastika tats, beats up minorities, yells at and threatens a black women.
Literally could be any of us on some random weekday in traffic on your way to or from work.

True patriots brake for America's native marsupial.

Just don't put p in v, or in a, and don't put broken glass anywhere.
Rampant prostitution (straight men are less susceptible to infection than women, but not if they repeatedly fuck prostitutes), and horror shit like putting broken glass in women's unmentionables.

If this actually worked I would have like 9 dicks right now.

Pubic transit is only an option in a homogenous high-trust society that has zero niggers in it.