random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[demicolon]

but if they'd just stuck a bunch of comedians in the movie it would not have been nearly as funny.

 

[DumbDude43]

Britt was an unpopular personality among the reptile, bird and even fish communities

 

[scathefire]

Yes, he advertises his own BlueSky posts in r/weed. No, I can't explain how gay this is.

 

[Gentlebastard]

C'mon Loathesome Dung Eater, just a bit further, please fed post again. You're so close.

This is a tongue-twister in a mind-twister form

We are supposed to be the worst of humanity here.

I was thinking of a word combination without the word fat to describe fatness.
Breakfast pizza is perfect.

Oh, good. We've reached the "erotic Russ fic" stage of nothingeverhappens again.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

ULTRA NIGMATIC MEGA HOMO

 

[Dr. Butt]

imagine looking up at the moon in the night sky from Earth and seeing it covered in shit

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Its coming out of her arse

 

[Dr. Butt]

IVE BEEN WATCHING POLITICS FOR MONTHS

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Sayyid Qutb, the brains of the Muslim Brotherhood, was radicalized by "Baby It's Cold Outside."

 

[Dr. Butt]

Hit my knee against the coffee table, now have own gravitational pull

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

TWO WORDS DEWD
ROLE PLAYING CHAT ROOM

This man is living more than most of you.

The witness in the story admitted to being jealous.

Are you jealous?

If it can move and you're on the road with it, yeah.

Only a man with a complete lack of insecurities or shame would drive such a vehicle around at 9AM while intoxicated so yes, I am a bit jealous.

Dude should have grabbed a doll and driven in the carpool lane.

I would buy him a beer. I used to take the riding lawn mower to the store.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Hold on there's actual porn sites with a specific "Roblox" category? You're not fuckin with me?

 

[CaddestSlown]

Damn, is she grating to listen to and ugly to look at. I know gentlemen prefer blondes, but have some standards.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I guess to me, global thermonuclear war is just inherently funny and always will be.

“Good news! You no longer believe you’re a woman! Now you need to find some other reason why you can’t hold a job down or get a girlfriend.”

The key to understanding Metal Gear is to recognize that not even Kojima understands it - but he thinks he does.

 

[Breadbear]

Even Jesus flipped tables.
He could flip a gunt.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Supporting "access to justice" sounds good until "TheJewsInventedAIDS1488" starts commenting in the chat during the hearing

And like that whole family, the plot thickens.

Just imagine an "oh, hell yeah" from Josh while the camera is pointed at a bathroom wall for 90% of it.

Never attribute to cyanosis what can be attributed to a layer of filth.

Viking Princess, huh? Was @potatofacedmormonlifts already taken?

OH MY GOD.
Is that cellulitis? That's so ratchet.

Hold on, I got a wedgie in my fucking torso

Even Jesus flipped tables.
He could flip a gunt.

 

[Aunt Carol]

We can talk all day long about how this one lost potential, but I think she just lost hair.

i dropped a bottle of Louisiana hot sauce on my bedroom carpet. cleaning it hurt my heart and body. i fell asleep for 4 hours after. i fell asleep hungry and still am. the carpet needs more cleaning.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

This shit is why I am completely apathetic about science anymore. “Bullshit COULD be the Asspull of Goyslop”

 

[Gentlebastard]

god said he could smash box whats a nigga gonna do if god says so

You can shut down any debate or argument by shouting "racist" or "sexist". If you're white don't fret you can still become a minority by picking a made up sexuality invented by Tumblr or Reddit.

'If it were legal i'd try to shoot you but since its not i'll maliciously sue you instead' isn't the brilliant response he thinks it is.

I don't think I have ever seen someone who should be prescribed some basic porn before, but you might have just done it

Mods plz rename thread to "Korn and Porncows"

Poly's not a relationship, period. You're an association of whores. A stable of prostitutes. A jam of tarts. A flourish of strumpets. A herd of harlots. Shit, at least hookers get paid for it.

You know when I wake up I might feel ashamed to be myself but at least I know I ain't him

 

[Return of the Freaker]

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Hitler’s Language
Gunther’s using Hitler’s Language
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