random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[neger psykolog]

No wonder he’s so miserable. The feng shui in that room is straight inauspicious. Malevolent even.

 

[neger psykolog]

I'm mentally ill and therefore do what I want and suffer the consequences.

 

[Pitckus]

Are you that mad i dropped a tray of spaghetti that night at work like 13 fucking years ago? Get over it, loser.

 

[BigMan13]

I was a virgin at 16, and now at 18, my body count is 17, despite the fact that I am still neurodivergent

 

[King Metalia]

I'm completely numb to this at this point, it's retarded tug-of-war theater child shit for both sides.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I am okay being me, even if now I'm stuck on the Kiwifarms.

The bisexual male appreciates Malcolm X: Gay Edition over here, while the fujo states that no niggers will be in her slash, just pedophiles.

I can tell from the tactical skirt and blouse ensemble that he means business.

There's yet another Brazilian vs Black yaoi race war.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I know your biggest desire is to have a female come over and stink up your bathroom. You want her to swing by your apartment and fart her period into your toilet. Then take a big shit, wrecking the bathroom with her pheromonal miasma.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I’m going to laugh all the way to the toilet before drowning myself in it

 

[CobraPlissken]

Every time I see Sanders my vagina curls up into my uterus and gags a little

While his results aren't Italian shock shlock-levels of gory like many a portapussy, his aberrant crotch still hangs open constantly, slack-jawed like a mutagenic yokel born of a tight genetic bottleneck.

The fuck is a "survival sex worker" Two trannies in the woods, one sucks off the deer so the other can get a clear shot?

Imagine not using the complete sensory deprivation to summon a tulpa and cum hands free. You're the true pleb.

No plastic dildos/dilators left? Just cut the chair leg off and stick a condom on it.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

An autistic 5 year old that eats lettuce without gagging is part of some autistic master race.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

FML, I need to chabge my pfp to a goon pic.

 

[Lukie]

Tarl has a necrophilia fetish, scat fetish, piss fetish, may allegedly be a pedo groomer.
He laughs at the idea of a biological being rotting and is a compulsive liar.

I also have faults, but at least I try some self-improving.
Part of the process is to confront the narcissist.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"I Got Transported To A World Where Sniffing My Underage Sister's Panties is A Mandatory Law"

 

[Gentlebastard]

Sometimes I feel bad for these people, but they kinda deserve it if they're too much of a pussy to stand their ground and say, "No, I am not being downgraded to Side Hoe Status. Get the fuck out of my house."

You couldn't come up with a better stereotype in a lab.

I dunno man, I just can't properly appreciate an amazing set of big natural tits if I know she voted for Obama

We never came up with a suitable replacement for "faggot", and our lack of imagination created a generation of faggots because we couldn't pin down what to tell them not to be like.

This is the kind of work anthropology departments the world over should be doing, instead of coming up with new and inventive ways to explain away nigger failure.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Now people will find out I watch futanari.

 

[Asian tech support]

Dog product idea, imitation poo. A can of sweet potatoes, chicken chunks, and vitamin-infused shit flavor/smell/coloring. Individual servings that you microwave like hot pockets. And you could scale the serving sizes for different weights of dogs to scientifically correct animal poos, like “rabbit poo” would be a little baggie of pellets for extra small dogs, for medium dogs you’d have “deer poo” which is like a handful of raisins, etc

 

[PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap]

this retarded nigger spends his days canning potatoes for some reason

 

[analrapist]

I agree, leave poor Hitler alone.

 

[Imam Shamil]

KF gave me a sense of shame beyond morality. Before, I’d only feel shame whenever I did something I felt was morally wrong. Now, I feel it even if what I’m doing isn’t necessarily bad imo, but in KF’s opinion. It makes me feel uncool. Before I just wanted to be myself, now I want to be cool.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

He has been convicted in Roblox court