random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CaddestSlown]

you are a drunken retard, stud.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Why is there so many 'Islamic content' reactions?

The biggest users of this meme I've seen are small children, who give nary a fuck about where the meme came from, merely that it is.

You can deep fry anything if you're a real scot.

edit: the cream pies will continue until morale improves.

This sounds like one of those anecdotes that ends "But you break into one place and piss on one dude..."

And that's why I buy my sushi at the gas station.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Josh Moon and most of his clientele deserve to be in prison for multiple campaigns of terrorism (sometimes international) targeting non-Whites and transgender people.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Ive been thinking about another Vegas playthrough (I always invent extensive backstories for my couriers and roleplay) and i've noticed that I enjoy roleplaying as women way more than men, am i cooked chat?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Yelling niggers into the clouds doesn't decrease violent nigger crime to zero.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Tragically, it appears stupidity will remain the name of the game even into the new year.

Also I think it's important to note the penis bits are an angry red while the balls are a greyish purplish color.

His dark, beady eyes had no light in them; it'd be safe to say he had cholesterol where most people have souls.

I never heard a voice quite like this one. At once lisping and soft, yet belligerent and petulant, with a hint of being dead inside.

If you tried to pitch that idea to Hollywood you'd be laughed out the room for going full retard. Truth is always stranger than fiction.

He's like a retarded Sisyphus, forever pushing that boulder up a hill only for it to roll back down just before reaching the top and trample him for all eternity. The boulder represents lawsuits, the top of the hill is getting his weasel greased.

There's a happiness vacuum surrounding him. An event horizon of hate from which no joy can ever escape.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Until I see leaked pics of some bitches in SS uniforms I'm calling bullshit on everything said here.

 

[Uncle Buck]

And because of Taylor Swift, my life is destroyed.

 

[DickMain]

Josh is either from a long line of Venetian Jewish Bankers or he is a shabbos goy, either way he is tightly involved in their power structure.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

i think goyim are kinda something that at least resemble people somewhat but not really

 

[Waffle Iron]

Fuck this Communist son-of-a-bitch.

The username+comment is what makes this

 

[tehpope]

A hammer is basically free Botox.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I think being a redditor is better than being a MAGApedo

 

[Nooget]

This was, I think, a thread for men and women with a decade or more of indecent decorum behind them, not six months of Daily Mail articles

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Calling it. It is NOT close. Congratulations to our three winners.
Patrick Tomlinson 106

the internet was a mistake, but not cause of the invader zim porn, that part was based

 

[Speedrunner]

"Everly body tark about Nochorus Madulo and foget about me! Kim Jong Un!"

 

[DickMain]

Cry 'yiff!' and let slip the fursuits of war doesn't have the same ring to it

 

[Gregis]

Boomers, man. I wish there was a Nick Reiner waiting at home for every one of them.

 

[Cnidarian]

For the love of God just stop. I am begging you. There isn't anything behind that veil for you to find. It's an empty room that you just die in. I don't want to shit up the thread with off topic stuff but just fucking stop drinking. I tell you this as a person that pulled back the veil and and walked into the empty room and started an infinite construction project. I have gotten lost in the resulting labyrinth for 20 years. You'll think to yourself "well he made it 20 years and i'm only a few years along in this and how much he drinks, HA IM NOT THAT BAD" and keep digging or making hallways for you to walk down, your excuses have been justified and now you'd be a fool if you didn't stop. I could keep going for a while about this but i'll stop sperging, It's just anytime I see someone say stuff like this they need to be warned.

 

[Meat Target]

i hope all your skin falls off and you have to go to work with no skin