random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Stranger]

It's kind of like his own personal auschwitz.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

After Daddy was convicted of adult baby diaper rape

 

[Gentlebastard]

I personally don't think he's "into things" sexually, but he dropped that comment in the hope that people would think he is a sexual Tyrannosaurus rather than a man whose whiskey dick probably accounts for the relative success of his marriage to a closeted lesbian.

He drove like 15 minutes to sit at a bar alone, get drunk, be fat, and tweet at trolls. What a faggot

It's almost like you're mentally ill with weak ego boundaries and no real sense of self.

I must confess, a woman that doesn't entertain the thought of trannies or pooners makes my knees grow weak.

I knew the Sunday comics section has gotten worse over time, but this is ridiculous.

I wish I didn't go looking into this, I feel significantly dumber now.

Rejoice in the gaol, prowler childe.

What I would give to go back in time and break Chuck Berry's hands before he ever started practicing music.
Would result in Back to the Future having to switch climax songs, but it would be worth it for sparing us Lennon

This is how I know these are made by humans and not bots, a bot would overheat its CPU to the melting point before it'd allow itself to say something that fucking retarded.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Protests are only good for the angry but sexy womyns and occasional profiteering hot dog stand.

I didn't think I could fall asleep to a guy using a megaphone but here we are.

 

[Law]

It's literally a LOAD BEARING SLUR.

 

[Zeftax]

Oh I know I shouldn't, but I went onto that fat woman board. Once I'm on there I just lose my whole night

I cannot hear the word “child” normally anymore

I don't know man... You seem kinda pozzy lately...

 

[volatile puar]

Apparently this one didn't get posted here

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You don't have a 2 yr old, stalker. You have an exit wound in your skull where your dog shit brains splattered against the wall after you killed yourself.
You are already dead, stalker.

 

[gernig]

FUCK elmo

gonna have to find my facebook account we got bullying to do

 

[Metamorpho]

It's a sobering moment in every Chud's life when he realizes that redditors aren't LARPING or pretending for updoots.

They really unironically and truly believe this shit is cool.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

I bet you could smell his balls, and they smelled like feta and Barb's used pee pads.

The fuck is a homophobe synthesizer? One that only has the F, A and G keys?

 

[Abella]

Elfin talks about a dildo causing her asshole to gape open, and she had explosive diarrhea from it.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Who wouldn't want to be a fucking Bear? Being a human sucks! I have to pay taxes!

 

[Rotollo 2]

I recently came to the theory that Hasan isn’t anti-American because of religion or ethnicity, but because he came to America to get laid and either had to pay for it or only got fatties.

 

[Spectate]

You know you didn't actually have to share any of that with me, right?

 

[oopsie doodle]

why the fuck is there a deadly cockroach fucking machine at the end of the video
what sick fuck made this
why the fuck did you post this

 

[dcss]

I feel like I am in high school and I am getting bulled by a bunch of jocks and they are going to give me a wedgie and put me in a locker.

 

[Spectate]

I doxed myself to Ken and he's buying a t-shirt fo me

I am on mushrooms and this is my post.

Im sorry for whatever I did guys but I really don’t like how I am being treated, and would like to be treated with more respect.

Who the fuck is chuck

 

[The Secret Sauce]

He is a map enthusiast who is too much of a boomer to play Paradox games, and therefore makes videos talking about old maps and the societies that drew them instead.

 

[Blindeye]

I dont even know what you MEAN by read a tape measure, like I ASSUME it cant just be reading the numbers outloud, even I could do that, im guessing its the space in between the numbers? IDK math is such a hacky bullshit human invetion to help us make shorthand sense of the world it just pisses me off.

 

[CallmeCicada]

he kept cutting me off and going “YOU STUPID FUCKING CHUD!”, while tying a noose in front of my face.