random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Botchy Galoop]

The fatback is hanging over the chitlins in a reverse-fupa situation.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Slav Power, you are a disgrace to Slavs. On a mental, emotional, and spiritual level you are a dirty fucking cockroach, and it annoys me to see you carry the Slav name. I dub thee a dirty fucking jeet.

fyi slav is in homo love with me and when i rejected him he decided to become the least likeable cunt on the entire website. he's 1 of 2 accounts i have muted because he never has anything to contribute to any discussion.

 

[Asian tech support]

I am a woman of my word. Astrologists said December 10 was the last full moon of the year and I said BET y'all I'm about to show my ass!! And...well I do what I must.

 

[CaddestSlown]

That’s exactly what kids should see: ass twerking, thieving, murdering “rap music.”

I knew they were retarded, but god damn. I hope they keep going.

i think i’d rather be shot by ICE than be filmed being driven around by a chick in a Prius

Null only likes fat chicks and that makes him gross.

109 users silenced, all because I pinged Hollywood Hulk Hogan about big butts.

 

[CallmeCicada]

AltisticRight has a dick like a baguette.

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/667402/load-previous?before=1768108268

 

[Gentlebastard]

Two men LARPing as lesbians find that lubricated assholes make for a very poor replacement for pussy. This has to be end-stage prison gay, right?

'passing privilege' - which is more commonly known as "people not openly calling you a bloke because they don't feel like getting their shit kicked in by 6 foot tall crossdressers."

I am really wondering if this isn't a Munchausen type. He would be 50% gangrene by now otherwise.

Spiritual prostitute, physical virgin.

 

[Rockey May]

Just a heads up.

If your posts about us are archived on archive [dot]is, then you are probably being sued. (A)

...

Hello I wanna just say that I was a spy documenting on you and the farms in general I just want to say you and most others are nothing but mindless apes who waste your lives complaining over random shit and make others feel bad until they kill themselves for your entertainment how fucking sad.

Also your Nazism is corny as hell black and Indian people are great individuals who change lives and not all trans people are bad. @TroonsDid911 So please fuck off you bro Nazi POS BLM trans rights are human rights

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I’m gay

 

[CansOfCant]

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

random journey through an office to a car with a weird lady in a trunk then whoa random mugging and then sewer alligator and oh shit why are we breaking into someone’s bedroom?

 

[CallmeCicada]

im a long term thinker. i work behind the scenes. my real efforts are in the dark.

 

[Path Wanderer]

did you see yourself being "the raped" on livestreamfail?

@Me when she starts losing limbs to the beetus, I want in on the deadpool after the first feet goes.

 

[Dr. Butt]

So far, this is the best day of the year on the internet for me.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

I’ve never physically bullied a single person in my life but I have this overwhelming urge to shove him into a locker.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Lost something? Well, it's most likely gone.

 

[CallmeCicada]

KF's main userbase are Redditors who like to say nigger.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Patrick Tomlinson, who is FUCKING A WHITE MALE.

Cheese is good and you should kill yourself.

 

[Dr. Butt]

He's not GAY the way I WANT HIM TO BE!

 

[King Metalia]

Shut up, slut.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Meanwhile some 14 year old girl flashed her panties at the camera and some other guy got his head exploded in a show made for 10 year olds.