random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

Half of them couldn’t get a GoDaddy website up and running. Never blame on Jeets that which is adequately explained by SocJus troon hubris.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

How do you keep your Cydonia from being horny 24/7? I tried it once and the DnD party I had all tried to fuck me within two messages unprompted.

 

[Gentlebastard]

People will says zoomers are uneducated, but I'm pretty happy to learn that the Beatles will vanish in history. Fuck them and their shitty music.

I have no doubt that his nose-hair mustache contains particles of dried hooker pussy crust.

>there is a non-zero chance Jeffrey had replied with "meds schizo" to one of my posts

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

Imagine if Chris Chan randomly shows up in the files and it is revealed epstein was Clyde Cash

 

[JustSomeDong]

the retardation of a typical Troonion post is more sobering than the finest of aged Narcans

 

[Rockey May]

More JF Gariepy - Funny document from the FBI talking about the JFG/Spencer dono video

View attachment 8497776

[Redacted] came across a Video on YouTube that claims Jeffrey Epstein
donated $25,000.00 to start his YouTube Channel. Gariepy is shown on
video talking with Richard Spencer admitting to receiving the donation.
Jean Francois Gariepy who's an alleged White Nationalist has admitted to
having relationships with "mentally retarded girls".


They know about les pommes de terre!

Note: Writer did not view the YouTube URL due to the possibility of child(ren) pornography

 

[CaddestSlown]

Null abuses me and I luv it

EARTH HAS 4 MEALS SIMULTANEOUSLY EACH ROTATION
YOU ERRONEOUSLY EAT FOOD FROM ONE CORNER OF THE TABLE
4/16 CUBE DIVINITY
1 - BREAKFAST
2 - BRUNCH
3 - LUNCH
4 - DINNER (YOU ARE HERE)
TABLE BODY 4 CORNER FOOD EQUALS 4 LEG STABILITY. YOUR IGNORANCE OF HARMONIC CUBE IS DEMONIC.

At this point I'm genuinely unsure of how I made it through my childhood on the Internet without being molested.

Haven't read any recent posts in this thread. But I just saw the headline and I wanted to say:

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAH

I can't believe Don Lemon is the head of the KKK....But it makes a ton of sense when you think about it. Wants white men, wants white cum, constantly thinks about white people all day everyday.

 

[JJLiautaud]

No it's not. You can't just say something poetically and expect people to take it as truth because you're a mega gay retard about it. Life is nothing like that. Fuck you.

 

[Aunt Carol]

God I want to pop them areola pimples.

You could plot both ‘opiate dosage’ decreasing and ‘regret’ increasing on this axis, and it would be informative.

 

[Spectate]

As for mom trolling and shaming me:

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

SUSPECT IS ZESTY WITH INTENT TO MINCE! REPEAT SUSPECT IS ZESTY!

As his hero said “It is necessary that I should die for my people; My spirit will rise from the grave and the whole world will see I drove a Honda Fit”

<Jewish bickering>

"It" is also gender neutral.

 

[Spectate]

Allegedly at one point you could see gay porn in the reflection of his Elliot Rodger glasses.

 

[CallmeCicada]

anyone putting autistic tags or lol tags on my posts: ur a tranny until u post ur DICK as proof that u still have one along with ur ID and monthly salary THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER

 

[Doxmatix]

“How much your head weigh” is the same vibe as “how much your salary usually, bitch”

Those niggas don't know shit bout minky momo.

Code Violet is basically X-rated, says a 50 year old woman in Renton, Washington.

I wonder why alleged "cat sperging" is a crime, but "gynecologist sperging" is fine?

Keep googling the different uses for vagisil, you magnificent, retarded, fat bitch.

Phil turning off voice chat in a squad based game while sprinting aimlessly towards the horizon like a retarded dog would be considered the worst behavior of any other streamer if they did that, but since it's Phil it's like his 6th most annoying tendency.

Poor Tom. Paranoid about both the niggers and the aryans stealing his woman. Life as a Bulgarian is brutal and cruel.

Sign with a picture of a short barreled shotgun on it: "If you can hear my wind chimes, you're in range"

Still can't believe multiple women let this guy fuck them. LOVE YOURSELVES MORE GIRLS.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Nothing hints that your period is coming like an ever increasing pain in your chest.

> Goes on a stroke
> Invokes the name of Ian Branden Anderson

 

[Big Nasty]

There's a reason jesus says to avoid "meds".

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"listen up here lil nigga. So I be in the shower, jackin my ding dong and shit, and I accidentally deleted my hair. I was like hell nah and glued a wig on. Didn't think y'all crackers would notice."

Yeah that’s right. Every man desires that hot five nights at Freddy’s futa porn.

 

[Cnidarian]

schvartze = slang for nigger in yiddish

 

[Premium Gonzo]

testing with small chunks of mozzarella, but the consistency is still not where I need it.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I always make sure Tails is locked onto the nuts because having him run in tandem with Sonic makes the nut spin faster, so I usually have less problems with that.