random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DumbDude43]

A janny with no broom is like an angel without wings.

 

[Pedophobe]

It is a consensus of pedophiles, transsexuals, diseased freaks, people with paraphilias there aren't even names for, and other scum.

I have sent out 15 methed out wigger schizophrenics armed with dentist tools and dirty aids-syringes to recover Will Stancil and bring him home.

That's not even scraping the bottom of the barrel that's lifting it up and seeing what crawls out from underneath

He spergs for love of the game.

 

[Dr. Butt]

MY BODY HUNGERS FOR ESTROGEN

Are you gay?

Nobody knows….yet.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I run a drama website. If you have an issue with this please just fuck off to /pol/.

 

[HalTurner]

You'd think the bitch with the lolita poster would be intimately familiar with pdf files.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

^THIS ORC
SON OF
A BITCH
Is Fucking
Super Hot Tapirs
and basically ,
you are fucking stupid
How? ...Just Watch
The Free Video >

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Ovulating nigger pussy be looking like medium rare beef

 

[Dr. Butt]

Imagine being that much of a fucking cunt you wont give up the location of the body.

 

[Idiot Sandwich the 3rd]

"Aw Man! The Evil Kiwifarms Bullied Me Into Retardation So Badly That I Have To Resort To Incest Porn To Cope! "

 

[Big Nasty]

You fat, stupid, dumbass, retard fuck. How's that shit working out for you, you unutterable dickless cockwomble?

 

[Breadbear]

I bet Chaos wasn't even molested as a child.

 

[Would]

ok so I do the volunteer mod stuff but I also work for Reddit and get contracted by other social media sites as an advisor or to help with product development. part of my job is being extremely versed in internet history, and there has definitely been a long term campaign happening on the internet trying to achieve this

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

To be fair, a lot of the people I've seen online are themselves a freaky buglike space skeleton looking creatures with parasitic life cycles.

I don't know how modern old blues music counts as, but there used to be a theme of "I did stupid shit and now my life sucks because of the consequences". They should bring that back.

You can see the entire ass

I didn't mean to call you a pajeet

sucks the absolute entirety of the crotch area

Sadly, there doesn't seem to be a lot of good American historical work unless you're really into the holocaust

5'5 IS NOT SHORT SHUT UP

WOWZERS THIS MAGICAL SHIT IS LIKE KONOSUBA! MINUS ALL THE TENTACLE PORN OF COURSE!

So tiktok cooking personality chef tyler (a guy known for cooking a whole lot of grilled cheese)

Is it bestiality if skeletons of different species start boning?
What about skeletons of the same species but different race? If you were a really racist skeleton, you'd have to be really good at identifying a lady skeleton's race by her bones, wouldn't want to accidentally end up racemixing!

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Didn't know it was so easy to win over autistic people. Can I also commit war crimes and win support just by being nice to retards?

I went looking to see if this nigga had a medallion and I found something even more autistic

Nobody claimed he wasn't retarded. It's actually part of the appeal.

This is the kind of unhinged schizophrenic content I come here for.

Like a lot of extremists, the case for their crazy shit is better than normal people's case for normal shit.

Does he still live in a swamp under a false identity, or am I confusing him with Shrek again?

My NIGGER in grape jelly . . . just how HOMOSEXUAL an ASS-PREDATOR do you intend on being???

Worse is this nightmare world is the amalgamation of all of the dystopian settings we know of.

Actually nothing happened and the anons didn't make fun of me because the image exposes nothing so it's a classic example of why opsec is a meme and you should use the same username everywhere

 

[Chromeo]

Of the 6-8 black men my wife visits for consensual raceplay, very few of them appropriately mask, unless they're roleplaying a break in situation. Their reckless behaviour has resulted in more than one session of my D&D campaign being cancelled last minute. In my darker moments I've contemplated killing her, and then myself, while leaving them a strongly worded suicide letter. All of this leads me to my next question, reddit. I'm fed up with the AI slop Micro$oft is pushing down out throats and I'm finally ready to commit to linux. Any suggestions on a distro with an install process that is friendly to those with ADHD?

 

[Throwing Romans]

"Barnes & Noble sells books, Playboy produces pornography, WWE produces professional wrestling events, and Kiwi Farms harasses, doxxes, and cyberstalks people for its users' demented amusement. It's literally what they do. It's literally their entire business model."

 

[Gentlebastard]

Then he files a lolsuit providing evidence to HIS OWN criminal behavior. You just can't write this kind of cinema.

"What about that time you stared at the pastor's crotch at the church chili cookoff?!" "I...I was just comparing our chili!" "HE DIDN'T BRING ANY CHILI!"

(I personally suggest alcohol/substance abuse, but who am I to judge?)

What are you trying to say?
That we all don't need/deserve a succulent fruit cup and a restful afternoon nap?

"Hey man, can you help me figure out whether my extorting you for a settlement will get in the way of my suing you and subjecting you to federal penalties?"

They said that AI would take away everyone’s job, but look what it did for this retarded sex pest: It has increased his lolsuit output exponentially ! The technology is empowering the disabled.

Warning: you will absorb autism from reading this.

What a horrible day to be able to read.

No better way to celebrate black history month than to indulge in crack cocaine and walk through a soon to close Walmart location that has everything behind plexiglass.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Copyright lawyers are the missing link between pedophiles and journalists.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

No one suffered in the garden of eden. Not until mankind bent the knee to the biggest nigger in all creation, satan.

 

[Bartolomeo]

Chase Bliss just sounds like the most pornstarry name ever. Maybe a gay pornstar, but definitely a bottom if so. Bliss is a feminine emotion.