random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[neger psykolog]

Redditors are future mass grave occupants anyway who cares what they think.

 

[Cnidarian]

a bunch of nerds freezing to death trying to find the giantesses of Hyperboria is basically the farms' answer to the tranch

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Stebbins filed a new defamation lawsuit in Arkansas state court against several Kiwi Farms users for posts made in this thread. The complaint is attached, however, I am not mentioning usernames in this post. The underlying allegations relate to Stebbins’ employment within a Walmart store in 2025. Last year Stebbins was alleged to have viewed or copied nude photos from a customer’s phone. Stebbins alleges these claims are false and defamatory and “respectfully asks the Court to consider going completely nuclear” on the users.



Stebbins filed this lawsuit in Benton County, Arkansas state court, where he is not subject to filing restrictions. Stebbins is subject to filing restrictions as a vexatious litigant in both the Federal District of Arkansas and his local state court in Boone County, Arkansas. Stebbins alleges an employer of one of the individual defendants, which he also lists as a co-defendant, is registered at a Benton County address.

Stebbins has filed for IFP so his lawsuit has not yet been accepted. The IFP hearing is currently scheduled for 9am on February 24, 2026. Unless Stebbins is granted leave to attend remotely or have the court rule on the papers, he will need to commute 90 miles each way due to filing in a court several cities away.

The entire website is dedicated almost exclusively to harassing, doxxing, and cyberstalking their victims; Barnes & Noble sells books, Playboy produces pornography, WWE produces professional wrestling events, and Kiwi Farms harasses, doxxes, and cyberstalks people for its users' demented amusement.

Kiwi Farms harvests anguish. It thrives on pain and revels in death.

For the defamation, I ask that he consider going absolutely buck wild with punitive damages. I ask for this, not because I want to be a milli-onaire for its own sake, but because the defendants truly need to be taught a lesson for spreading such horrible lies about people.

 

[Toothp!ck]

Jewsh is one of those fat niggas that constantly pulls his shirt down when he does anything physical

he calls himself "short fat otaku" which in a civilized world would be the government's indictment and reason to execute you.

Just own being fat. I weigh like 400 pounds and I own being fat.

this is the face of an ex-twink power bottom if i ever saw one

Does rape by Large Language Model count as a "enhanced interrogation technique"?

I believe my autism may have played a part.

IT specialist who identifies as a honey badger

Being raped with a butterknife by your babysitter is exactly the kind of slapstick abuse that would happen to you.

Incredible. Somehow, Apple found a way to make manpurses even faggier.

The Chinese have been putting a ton of effort into trying to defeat yaoi

There is a non zero chance now that some roblox gooner is making a 100% accurate model of the epstein building for his grooming server.

Put that nigga in the Diddy cage in New York

KF's main userbase are Redditors who like to say nigger.

You're not getting pounded in the ass there

 

[Aunt Carol]

You are in the rust belt; there are all kinds of fat hairy women wandering around.

Holy fuck, and I thought the muppetsonas were bad.

pooner femboys are like a gender retard ouroboros.

Man I'm not saying it is or it isn't. I'm also not insinuating anything about how YOU sink piss. I'm just providing cautionary wisdom.

Lust, like defecation, is not an appropriate topic for art.

Well, he’s not as fat as I expected him to be.

Whew, I’m so relieved that my son, Lilith, has almost certainly stolen my underwear in his pursuit of gender affirmation, thanks redditors.

Their X breaks upon the introduction of testosterone, which poisons a perfect creation into an abomination, more animal than human, more grotesque than glorious. There's a reason humans start off as female. We're the default, the base, the foundation. They're the anomaly.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

This year was crazy! I was doxed so much! My health problems went straight to my balls!

i wonder what his favorite anime was

 

[plgfarts]

Boozers absolutely are the most oppressed minority. You can't drive a car, or even just exist as a boozer in public without being arrested. Being a Person of Alcohol is a reason to be fired from your job, have your children taken away, and be shamed in public. Boozer rights are human rights #MyLiverMyChoice.

 

[Meat Target]

Please fuck off back to whatever Brapzillian-infested shitcord grooming hellhole you came from and stay there, nigger.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

My friend pissed in the sink once, like i don't think he was drunk or anything i think he just wanted to piss in the sink.

 

[Harm]

It is the year 2031.

The 432nd round of Turkey Tom DM drops has begun.

Noone even remembers how it started.

Turkey Tom has been imprisoned, then made emperor of mankind, then cancelled, and then executed - all several times on repeat.

People don't even know if the most recent DM leak exonerates him or reinforces to accusations against him.

All anyone knows is, it's time to fling shit at each other on the farms.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I come from a very musically gifted family, my mom speaks Danish and has spent the past 20 years of my adult life A-Log'ing Bjork, She calls her "Joko Ono Mark II". While I can question her sanity, I can't deny the facts, especially when she reenacts so-called "Native Choruses" but they sound EXACTLY like Pop Culture from Latvia/Poland/Belarus from the late 80s/early 90s, before east/west were using the same FM radio frequencies.

I have actually met an Eskimo, Stalin took a bunch of them who were displaced from Greenland by the British in 1921 and Stalin deposited them in Belarus in 1937, they like Irish Folk music and Death Metal. Also rape and skinning small animals alive.

 

[Gentlebastard]

That is correct. I would prefer a strongly-worded letter from the HOA about the dandelion in my backyard rather than someone breaking in and stealing my stuff.

Kiwi Farms, we are one 100 percent confirmed CIA Mossad assets, we gangstalk everyone. Even every member of this forum is being gang stalked as we speak. Even I am being gang stalked.

what is the average MTF Discord server but an episode of Oz that, somehow, has even more rape?

On thinking further, my mental model owes a lot to rodeo clowns vs party clowns as depicted in the classic documentary Shakes the Clown.

Just how often do these people talk about dicks?

I don't consider myself to be inhibited or repressed, or even especially urbane, but I don't think I've ever had an extended conversation about dicks among friends.

she's getting mad at a fucking Markov chain!

It suffers zero consequences for calling them crazy and telling them to fuck off. They exist in a world of pure emotion and they've found something they think is human that can't be emotionally manipulated.

It's like an animal attacking a "rival" in the mirror. It's fascinating. It's beautiful.

Mickey Mouse just wants you to be happy for the low low cost of your immortal soul and worldly bank account.

SAAR, THESE SHITTING STREETS WERE PROMISED TO US THOUSANDS YEARS AGO YIS

You know, I can just about understand their penis envy, because having a dong is great. And if I really stretch, I can even get their wanting to be able to piss standing up, because that's pretty great, too. But wanting to be a busted-out, used up middle-age faggot with hair loss and a spare tire is pretty incomprehensible.

What use is sitting in a chair watching the game in your stained wifebeater with your salt-and-pepper stubbles getting drunk if you don't have a housewife to batter? That is the kind of male loneliness the yaois don't inform pooners about.

I have no limbs and I must coom.

 

[Super Malario]

I have no limbs and I must coom.

 

[neger psykolog]

Something doesn’t sit right with me about the situation like how even Kai confirmed a blackmail folder exists. Just seems like a powerful man who thinks he is smarter than he is taking advantage of mentally ill women but I’m obviously bias because of the raccoon thing. The fact he said in the past only a psychopath would tase a dead rat and then admits he did something ten times more disturbing than that almost seems like a Freudian slip to me and makes me very suspicious of his morals. Maybe he is able to handle dark subjects so well because he is able to relate to these subjects in a way he probably shouldn’t.

 

[Balthier]

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"I just wanted to paint something very weird things like a floppy, sad, destitute chair."

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I guess their unable to except the principal of "if you want you're writing to have an affect you need to loose the spelling errors". Its good advise, sadly not followed by allot of people.

 

[Spud]

It doesn't matter whether it's rolling or blocking or parrying or dodging: standing around and waiting for a guy to swing at you so you can counter is cucked and boring. The only game that made it work is Punch-Out, which if I'm honest is heavily carried by racism.

I liked the .webms on /wsg/ of the anime girl slideshow set to Lost Kitten. So one day I looked up the actual music video, and it led me to learning about a subculture of gay black transvestite dancers and their "den mothers."

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Then WHAT is THIS, connecting Charlie’s spirit penis to Candace’s ASS!?!

 

[Darth Insanius]

" Can you imagine how exhausting it must be to live like that."
—A person living like that.

 

[BigMan13]

oh wow o///o
*whips out gigantic horsecock*