random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Drip Torch]

DONT BE A PUSSY, EAT ONE!

 

[Aunt Carol]

The ghosts apparently can't keep their ghost dicks in their ghost pants around her.

Are those piles of peeled skin?

It would be strangely ironic if he got dementia and instead of starting to shit his pants in his decline, he forgets to shit his pants instead.

Before we believe you though, we need one thing.

Post feet.

• Not a tranny.
• Not the mayor of a fictional town.
• Not grooming children on discord.
• Not drawing weird sexual comics.
• Not getting on Lives and screaming at people.
• Not living in his own filth.
• Not wearing a diaper and forcing people to clean him.
• Not trying to murder people.

Oh, shit. That sucks, it wasn't the tree's fault.

I’m very confused about her statement about diaper ads and pee and poop.

Also if you're an attractive person you should move here, like half of everyone is a fat soyboy or ugly shaved head they/them with a septum piercing, don't leave me alone with these uggos.

I have never even thought to piss in a sink, I’m far too short. Whole worlds of fun are closed off to me.

When you're taking advice from someone who refers to themself as a transbian masc tomboy goth, it's probably time to rethink your choices.

I used to put some cheese between slices of buttered wonderbread between two sheets of paper and warm it in the radiator. Called it a Grilly Cheese. Tasted fine.

Between his legs there was piss and excitement and the biggest piece of meat he could receive, filling the void he never realized was there before

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Time to update the vtuber period tracker.

 

[stupid frog]

Water has killed more black people than vampires.

 

[CansOfCant]

It was meant to be a very simple and basic flow of events in general. Feel free to insert ass wherever you feel it is a good idea.

 

[frozen_runner]

op is jewish

Does the facial piercings cause psychosis or does the psychosis make one get facial piercings?

Fuck my EU chungus life

This is what no bobs or vegana does to currycels.

HE'S CUCKED
HE'S A FURRY
HE'S DRAGONMAXXING

When the name says ""
But the physiognomy check states ""

The children didn't choose to be born Canadian.

IT'S A JEW IT'S A JEW BAN THIS POST AND BLOCK ME FROM THIS THREAD IF YOU LIKE MISTER MOON BUT YOU CANNOT DENY THAT IT IS YET AGAIN, YET AGAIN MY FRIENDS, A DISGUSTING KIKE BIG NOSED GOBLIN FREAK HERE TO KILL US ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

why are we talking about buck broken cucks and penises?

George Washington was part of a LARP group pretending to be ancient Jews that thought they could steal the keys of creation away from God, if you idolize George Washington you need to get your head checked

There are no Germans in Agartha. Only baguette.

 

[Hamstirer]

You had that whole post to read but got hung up on me saying Goofy ahh. You're a silly nigger

 

[Gentlebastard]

oh look new manmade horrors beyond my comprehension just dropped

if paradox games were mainstream to the point that they could be #1 in a country I would be deeply concerned about humanity

This is the kind of shit that governments censor in the history books so you didn't sympathize with the Nazis.

Face it, the Italians are just better at the grift than pretty much anybody.

It was meant to be a very simple and basic flow of events in general. Feel free to insert ass wherever you feel it is a good idea.

In his mind he's mighty Icarus and literally everyone else is the sun, because how unjust it is that he could taste glory on early YouTube before something so minor as his strangulation of a child became public.

It sucks, but sucks in new and different ways.

sharts fired

Death fats are exotic to even most americans, but for the japanese they might as well be mythical dragons.

I’m reflecting on the time I’ve spent, and why I’ve obsessively followed this slack-jawed milquetoast retard from Wyoming for such a significant portion of my life.

...Man, that might be the most French comment I've ever made in a thread. Feel free to take it out of context and destroy me.

I'm looking more for general info than the latest scam, since I've read different methods and want to make sure I am properly racist.

 

[Man In A Dress]

This thread.
You guys all laughed at my face, my art, how I typed, my testimony and regarded it as irrelevant and have gone so far as to say I was Triagonal's lover. Even my medical ailments are a source of mockery. Anything and everything is attacked.
Administrators have it out for me and called me everything from Low IQ to brain damaged
Another wanted me to get raped by minorities


Why is there an incentive for me to contribute to this forum anymore?

 

[dcss]

Context: Defending Hazbin Hotel in the hatebox

there literally only 1 tranny in HH.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Olive oil stained fingers typed the above post.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Erotic Role-Playing? You enter a 10'x10' room. An orc is guarding a dildo.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Nut allergies are some of the most common kinds of allergies out there, I don't see why dog nut should be the exception

 

[Focken Kiwi]

I'm trying to transfer schizophrenia to all my cats.

 

[Meat Target]

This is why you choose niche waifus, so trannies don't ruin them.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Portland is where you get sent when you die in a state of extreme sin, so commit extreme crimes and then shoot yourself. You'll wake up in Portland.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

If your wife is fat it doesn't count as being married.

 

[JustSomeDong]

let me handle this one guys

you need a retard to tackle a retard

 

[unaboomer]

Thought I was in a unisex bathroom. Was actually just having loud diarrhea in the women's room because I'm genuinely fucking retarded.

Anyway lemme know if any of you cool cats in USPG ever want dating advice.

 

[Big Nasty]

pizza rolls are the saddest food ever, and you can't change my mind.