random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Parthy was a fence sitting faggot who wouldn't let me do a little genocide as a treat

Scratch the paint off a lib and it's actually Ayn Rand herself, every time.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Face you make when your balls get stuck in Balldo

I certainly have no complaints about the doing cocaine and making fun of Jews parts of our relationship.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

i want to fuck the shit out of that robot man what the hell

 

[Aunt Carol]

What gay and retarded times we live in.

the average person is STUPID and LAZY and LOVES STICKERS and only does the right thing because someone forces them to.

 

[Poonocchio]

The LGBT stands for "Let's go bomb Tehran"

 

[a kiwifarms user]

You should realize time-space has curvature.

You should realize you're a dumb faggot who's going to die alone.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

One of the biggest factors in making me feel I need to watch or play something is the quality of the porn doujinshi for it. It's why I bothered with Vivziepop stuff at all, since so much porn for it was showing up.

 

[Poonocchio]

Muslims came up with the idea of strapping explosives on some inbred retard’s chest with promises of gooner Heaven

 

[Balthier]

are you implying moving to the US is lolcow behavior?

 

[Harvey Danger]

Who'd have thunk back in 2006 that the one to felt the Axis of Evil would be the host of Celebrity Apprentice?

 

[.iota.]

from the latest russell greer lawsuit thread:

 

[vomitusdeux]

I adore the White Power Ranger on principle and I am elated to find common ground with Chris-chan (of all people!) on the matter.

What is with these negroids eating corn starch like they're still in chains?

they need to be od-ing on our USA-made opioids dammit!

Your Pawpaw may have jacked off with other dudes

Only horrific if you have an intense fear of pubic hair.

not all squatters are chomos!

Streaming CP via Zoom with your own Zoom account is perhaps the most retarded cybercrime I've ever heard of.

Niggress eating a big lobster

Nazis are not represented enough in MeinKraft. Nazi volks need more safe space, the Lebensraum, if you wish.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Kiwi Farms, the worst people in the universe: Makes fun of people who behave atrociously.

Our Moral Betters: People with Tourette's should wear muzzles in public.

If you thought trains couldn't get any gayer, you were woefully incorrect.

The L gardens have been very fertile as of late, fellow farmers, so please enjoy what I hope to be a most comedic cornucopia of craziness.

Sometimes the jokes write themselves so well that I just can't think of anything to top it

Just imagine how much cake icing this guy eats in the average year

If you cannot own the brothel and the whore, become the whore in the brothel.

It is truly amazing how little effort it takes to set him off.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I lack the time, the autism and the homosexuality to do the Dabbleverse justice.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I would never stick my dick in a device that's turned on. Those days are over.

The whole situation is a shitshow of people I don't know, and frankly don't care, about.

This guy is 100% engaged in gay prostitution in Providence, RI.

 

[Drip Torch]

Tranny SJWs to the left of me
Miggers to the right
Here I am

Stuck In the middle with jews

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Glad null is letting more pedophiles post here!

do you have an issue? got something to say?

Evangelion is for faggots.

we did the cyberpunk show as well.

 

[Meat Target]

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make him think.

THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'M PUTTING THE SHEENY CURSE ON YO ASS NOW!
@Catch The Rainbow @Maori Kiwifruit Growers GIVE ME YOUR HEBREW BLACK MAGIC ENERGY AND VANQUISH THIS גויים

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If you thought trains couldn't get any gayer, you were woefully incorrect.

The guy who made this also made brony self-insert fanfiction videos where his sister would voice-act his love interest (a pony ofc). He's well known for being incredibly autistic with way too much money to spend on his wish fulfillment.

"We're all hairless apes controlled by heckin' electric meat living on a tiny floating rock in the middle of space so nothing really matters but don't you DARE say the N-word"

One of the most horrifying parts of that situation is the fact that he basically gets stuck at somebodies birthday party every few days and all the shitty annoying cakes and shit that goes with it

Just imagine how much cake icing this guy eats in the average year

Do hair transplants change the shape of your face? I'm calling it, he pulled an Avril Lavigne circa 2009 and got a body double so he could spend his time impregnating women in Idaho.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Imagine a country of 1.4 billion people where everyone is Ethan Ralph

my mouth is ready to suck so yes i literally am

Take your meds or the beatings will escalate.

It wasn't traffic stop of dangerous criminal, but of a tarded liberal women.

Can we get a "Days Since Last Troon Shooting" counter on the front page or something @Null?

You know what, I'm beginning to suspect that maybe trannies are mentally unwell.

will swiftly punish the owners of the penises

provocatively acting like a word slut