random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BigMan13]

Why did you insult his son for no fucking reason?
You're a piece of trash and deserve everything bad that has ever happened to you. Fag.
I hope you die alone and in a lot of pain.
At least he's not a commie faggot like you.
Burn in hell. Won't take long for you to get there anyway.

Abridged. Context: gunt guarding for Barron Trump.

 

[Zeftax]

If it doesn't work, i'll come back here and call him a nigger (while having a boner)

That, my fellow kiwis, is why I love big, throbbing, juicy cocks.

 

[corvuscorax]

Rapist armed with a knife has in theory an unlimited amount of holes to choose from.,

 

[Aunt Carol]

Bee farm investment turned out a good ROI so I purchased the Philip K Dick collection.

Is the new urethra the little round thing underneath the potato?

Why are men so upset that a bunch of fat girls with mediocre faces who never leave the house want to fuck a cartoon character instead of them?

Like goddamn, bitch. Would it kill you to crowdfund some fresh vegetables?

Nobody wants to feel shamed for their hobby, even if their hobby is drawing hot anime guys making out.

Don't let the banks out-jew you.

CWCville has fallen. Millions must zap to the extreme.

 

[Newton Pud]

Billions even.

 

[Newton Pud]

these niggas really in an unfunny video spam contest bro null just shut the entire site down atp

 

[Harvey Danger]

Song of songs makes it clear Solomon was a boob guy and he was the wisest man in the world.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Edit: Fuck you @Null for taking away my ability to report Somalians on this website. It was funny af for you too and don't you dare pretend otherwise. Lying is a sin you know.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Are you retarded or just never heard of septoplasty?

 

[Chromeo]

We can also therefore deduce that Kanga and Roo are actually chupacabras, which explains why I never liked them.

Is it still legally rape if he only fucks your belly button?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Remember when I got you, 109 users, and myself banned for a week?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I finally beat the crater with an army of squirrels.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Because that is what she said TO ME. She lied TO ME.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"The Penis Mines" is probably the most entertaining thing to come out of this whole fiasco.

 

[Primer Colonel Ragout]

Every day, Linux gives me another reason to appreciate Windows, and Windows gives me another reason to appreciate MacOS, and MacOS gives me another reason to appreciate gay men with AIDS.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I think he's coombrained and will try anything, but since we never see him creeping on Instathots (male version) I propose he's a lying liar who lies, a lisexual if you will.

way too selfish for a reach around. He'd fuck some dude and literally leave him hanging.

I'm starting to believe he's an evil genius who has been trolling the pests for years.

No one can be this retarded. No one.

That story is incredible, but not in a good way.

I've always felt that although there's a certain visceral emotional appeal to barbed and bladed vagina boobytraps, in actual practice a cunt full of rapist blood is maybe not a huge improvement to the process of being raped.

Just as there are gross, oversharing men who think nothing of bragging about the size of their turds, I now find myself wondering if there are similarly-nasty women who say things like:

OMG, Cindy, you gotta come check out the size of this blood clot!

"hold my cheese balls, lil nigga"

I have waxed lyrical about this so many times but the actual fuck does this rotund creature have against getting a good night's sleep?!

I have to know, you didn't seriously write that all out here thinking nobody would call you a faggot, right? Like, you're trolling. Right?

Were I the father of that rape-ape, I would not show my face in public for the next thirty years. I'd more likely change my name, get plastic surgery and go farm alpacas in Paraguay

The secret of the basement pepperoni is steadily forcing itself into his public statements one word at a time.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Rapist armed with a knife has in theory an unlimited amount of holes to choose from.,

thank you for your insight december 2025 user who unironically sites Cheong. To quote your favorite frog "Le Top Kek!"

The farms hasn't taught me a lot, but what it has taught me is that I should never allow anyone to snap a pic of me looking smug while holding a chalice filled with a suspiciously white and cloudy liquid.

THE FUCK YOU MEAN FRANKELDA DIDN'T WIN?
ARE THESE PEOPLE RETARDED?
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ARCO?
FRANCE ISN'T A REAL COUNTRY!

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Rate me autistic, but this nigga looks like muslim Dumbledore.

 

[not william stenchever]

now we know of the penis mines and their brutality

 

[Incorrigible Bigotry]

This would mean a lot more if it came from someone who didn’t sound like they wore diapers recreationally.