random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

I don’t date retards as I’ve got that base covered myself.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Why do you find fat people interesting? All they do for me is make me want to puke, and that's even before you tell me how disgusting they are and how they shit themselves and don't shower.

You did not have to feature this.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I had therapy for that shit so that buffs me compared to standard autismos of current year eternal.

@Null
I have a complaint about your website.
This is coming from a concerned mother. I let my young 31 year old autistic bouncing baby boy have controlled internet access, and I was under the assumption that this website would be okay for him to browse. He loves coming up to me and telling me about his favourite little characters like Boss man John or Jack rekaeta, but today when I opened the door to his room to give him his lunch nuggies I caught him looking at this thread full of half naked fat women wearing horse equipment.
This leaves me no choice but to ban this website from our home network.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

"it took a toe amputation to find out that if i wanted to wear women's shoes, go up 2-3 sizes bigger from men's shoes"

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Hitler was a decorated trench runner in WW1, if he wanted to take your bussy you wouldn’t be able to stop him.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If I ever asked my mom to help me ransom an old lady, she’d tell I’m retarded and to get a job.

 

[Weland]

I have seen people using milk as an enema and squirting it out in public. I have seen the same thing but nasally. I have seen nasal shit packing, completely filling the nostrils with shit. I've seen nostril penetration, using a hook to pull the nose up to allow someone to insert things into the nostril. Latex masks with breathing pipes that go into your nostrils and all the way through your nose, past your fucking mouth, down straight into your airways. Seen people filling their bladder with random liquids through a catheter so they can pretend to cum half a litre in one go. I've seen people using lifesize 6ft horse dildos. Countless diaper fetishists shoving bananas and marshmallows into their ass because they're too pussy to actually commit and just shit themselves. Diaper fetishists putting on other people's shitted diapers, sometimes on their fucking face. People putting gas mask breathing tubes into bottles of piss so every breath is full of piss smell. Lesbian manure field wrestling. Seen a guy that froze blocks of his liquid shit to shove back into his ass so he can still make scat porn on demand despite having ibs. Seen someone fuck up sterilising a urethral sound and his urethra got infected to the point his cum way yellow and clumpy.

 

[a vending machine]

Go be African on someone else's time.

 

[Camel Bro 94]

The only 72 virgins you're gonna see is a hall of mirrors, habibi.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's a testament to his unique stupidity that he continues with the online tough guy routine that literally no one on the planet is buying.

I know that we typically reserve the “he-looks-like-Kermit” barbs for our nemesis, Dong Gone Jones, but damn…this is one muppet-esque motherfucker.

Imagine you're donating your blood, thinking you're gonna help someone fighting some terrible disease or make it after a car crash, and it goes to this faggot. Dark stuff.

EDIT: Fatrick continues to argue semantics with the underaged femboy prostitute he cornered outside of Chubby's Cheesesteaks

My fatigue transcends race

'troonmendous'

HRT has failed to deliver to him the mommy milkers and an ass with its own zipcode that he was entitled to when he first started

Suicidal Empathy or Suicidal Conformity, makes no difference when the answer to the old question "If your friends were all jumping off a cliff would you do it too?" is "Yes! Gladly!"

No troonardo gets anything from me. I'm taking my uterus and everything else to my literal grave.

That's disgusting. You can have sex with undomesticated cats in the game? This is far worse than Cats (2019).

I guess this should be added to "Things troons have ruined" thread.

There is a layer of air pollution that continually covers India and Pakistan. It is visible from space. It appears as a big brown smear directly above the Indian subcontinent. Isn't that so horrifically fitting for those people in that part of the world?

If H.P. Lovecraft wrote this into one of his stories, as like some kind of horrifying metaphor for how disgusting brown people are, people would say that was mega-racist, and would never stop wringing their hands about it, but no, this is actually a factual thing that actually occurs in the world we live in.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I excuse no one.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

gerbils being in your ass is minor compared to that

 

[Doxmatix]

There needs to be a sticker that calls someone a homophobic slur

If she knew you were going to go home and sit in your perfectly practical 3 for $10 Walmart undies and listen to ancient music from 1986, she'd report you for rape.

This isn't the first time she's shit herself on camera and it won't be the last.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I can't believe us assholes didn't play their game. THEY MADE IT.

TANK YOU WHITEY FO BUYING RIVE SERVICE PREASE STAY TUNE FO NEXT RIVE SERVICE

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Hitler was a decorated trench runner in WW1, if he wanted to take your bussy you wouldn’t be able to stop him.

 

[dcss]

if I look up incel forum on google.com am i going on a watchlist

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Where exactly does "Rich white bimbo blond business women engages in acts of environmental destruction for the sake of corporate bread profits" rank on the fetish scale?

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Does anyone have tips on chastity cage brands for slightly below average sized penises?

 

[Meat Target]

I see a hundred rubber ducks on your dashboard, so I assume you're the product of six generations of fetal alcohol syndrome, and I don't trust you not to blow through the stop sign and kill me.

Zoomers won and you're a fag.

 

[Squanto Airi]

Finns are mongolian so 3 asians