random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BinaricHate]

You know toji, I wish you posted hotter girls. Every time I whip out my dick and open dms, I see these absolute mid anime girls on my screen and it gets me totally flacid. Thankfully I have @Kyouyama Kazusa to help me finish, but you just make the sesh so much longer

 

[Meat Target]

"CHAT GPT Durrr is this a carroot I can eat?" *Uploads picture of a gun*

 

[often puzzled]

It is a rare man indeed who tolerates rampant pants-shitting in a girlfriend.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Now to think of it what would transgender man breast milk would taste like.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Punctuation is a jewish concept designed to keep the white man from properly expressing himself

Grok also missed your pink triangle, face dox and regular contribution to the Linux Thread. But hey, at least it didn't try to rape you!

 

[Metamorpho]

oh god he's escaped the prospering grounds

 

[often puzzled]

They may take our liberty, but they will never take our sharts.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

You would think someone who has a video fingering his own asshole floating around would learn to shut the fuck up and not start shit with trolls, if not just delete everything and never go online again.

 

[Cnidarian]

There's a rule of thumb when it comes to porn: When you have to use Japanese words to describe something, it's not fucking normal.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

BREAKING: Man found dead inside old whiskey barrel after suffocating on fumes. "His corpse smelled amazing", the EMTs all agreed.

 

[Glaust]

Anyone know the context for this random txt string?
It went something like "Autism ... is a condition". Sounded so funny but I read it right as I clicked into a new thread

 

[Zeftax]

I'm so tired of discussing dicks and vaginas, can we talk about something else, please.

Apparently I can turn someone gay by molesting them. Good to know and hot guys of the world beware!

Unfortunately bareback gangbangs are far more dangerous than say, taking up baking.

I knew what'd be behind that link. I knew it'd be awful. Why am I upset?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Most people use the Internet sitting down so they aren't as tall online.

In my next lecture, we can cover Wet & Wild and the absolute crime of silver lipstick.

Her dedication to half-assing things is a paradox.

For free you can just pull the covers over your head and nap.

As in hotdog buns that went from solid to a gas?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Nigga I've seen warhammer chapters shorter than this, I don't need to know the full lore of gay sex

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

See there’s your issue, you think you need a reason to hate him, you’re supposed to be running off pure animal instinct and adjusting your reasoning on the fly in a constant game of goalpost shifting.

Typical newfags. You guys are always “if”, and “when” but never “after I seethe so hard it manifests from the void”. Do better.

Why are people putting "dumb" emotes on this post?

the level of discourse this website produces is always of the highest levels of intellectual honesty.

This has no effect on real life.

That’s when I felt a sharp pain. Collapsing on the dirty bathroom floor, I noticed a hole in the back of my sport shorts and him, a four foot giant, standing above me with his index finger covered in blood.

Which is a real shame because the super fun secret is that you can hate more than one group at a time, it’s totally free and actually a really fun use of your time and energy!

the "Mother Teresa of Economics" - a more horrifying epithet I have not seen yet

Granny is why you don't have autonomous tripod deportation robots.

So jeets evolved as a prey animal for tigers?

Gay porn is straighter than this boomer advice right here.

 

[Gregis]

All I had to do was look at that masterful delicacy and streaky mayo appeared.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

You could, for, ethically sleep with a Mewtwo because they're essentially a furry. But if you slept with Meowth from team rocket, it'd fall under the not okay umbrella despite him speaking human due to his shape.

 

[hey god it's me again]

I'm simply a dumb lateshit, shoulderhon, voicehon, orgehon, brickhon, jawhone, heighthon, rapehon, agp, bpd, represser, future perma-manmoder, neverpasser.

Unfortunately I'm on one of those days where I actually need to get ready for work instead of shitpost on here

 

[Dr. Butt]

the judges have historically not been rats.

 

[Gentlebastard]

he could find the gay gene tomorrow and order it destroyed and you would start sucking a guy's dick out of spite

I'm gonna put a boot in your ass, it's the American way.

YAKUB WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

May God strike that troon & its pedophile supporters dead.

Yes, I am MATI. Give me the goddamn hats.

Morning ladies and chuds, wishing you a nigger free day.

Something about this guy just screams early death to me. I can't figure out why...I mean, sure he's speed running coronary artery disease, plus the motorcycle is a mid life crisis death machine...but he might genuinely kick it before Chantal. He just doesn't look...well. Is he that puffy from the booze?

when his heart finally explodes the only people who'll give a fuck will be us and OnA. Nice legacy, stupid.

Being a giant, fat, drunken, retard on the Internet probably doesn’t help, but I’m not a doctor.

His writing looks like a dog pissing on snow.