random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[WelperHelper99]

INSEMINATION CONFIRMED!!!!

 

[Autistic Joe]

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/622659/

 

[DickMain]

When someone doesn't immediately understand your super complex gender you made up 5 minutes ago

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

That's a very valid point but its undercut when you post while having a big titty anime girl profile picture.

 

[Gentlebastard]

you're not wrong but i'm not wrong either

"Just know I do sue all my former employers. In fact, if this interview doesn't end with employment, I will be giving you a 1 star review on Google where I claim you hate the disabeld"

there surely have to be better, more entertaining lies we can tell each other on a regular basis

This is just more evidence that using social media makes you schizophrenic.

Wish me luck. I got the brats. I got the buns. I got the kraut. And I got the insanely vicious Russian dark mustard that causes your head to explode.

I've said this somewhat in jest...but you are dying. You are fucking dying.

In all likelihood, your post probably isn’t anywhere near Twittter! It will, however, live forever on the Kiwi Farms.

The story was good up until the reveal of the French.

 

[1741]

Real life Spadeson

@LarpBait What is this cow built for?

do I even need to say it?

 

[JustSomeDong]

To Gerbils! The cause of - and solution to - all homosexual incontinence!

 

[Meat Target]

Got to keep a source of consistent autistic stickers around. Just ain't fair farming consistent updoots without brown hands reminding you yet more work remains in buck breaking their third world ass.

 

[BoomerPrime]

Alone, we are tiny twigs, but bind us together, and we become a mighty FAGGOT.

 

[Autistic Joe]

They will remember us, for this. Because out of all the hills to die on, this is the one we choose for ourselves. We push onward like Sisyphus, time after time after fucking time, with duty in our hearts and spite in our bellies, with one goal in sight:

We. Will. Outlast them.

 

[Ryo Ma]

AHhhrghhh my Razor rainbow lights are making me lust for man butt aARHGHHhhhH~

 

[Meiwaku]

The girth of my dick is only matched by the girth of your heart. Thank you for you kindness and support.

ugh...I'm trying to go to sleep, but my penis..it's just too big...it's giving me insomnians...oh dear..

congratulations kiwis you have somehow managed to make mass debates into a horny retirement home

(I'm not a penis expert btw, I have doctors for parents, table talk was weird growing up)

Do you believe in love after sperg?

WTB hot of legal age Kiwi single.

I do NOT want him stroking his chicken on Kiwi Farms.

So...If you want your penis made fun of, you know where to find me

If she wore makeup correctly AND I was drunk, I would consider farting in her vagina.

@Null unban my man, we're not done bullying him

Please tell me you're not a grown man using his own nutsack as a security blanket.

 

[Sooty Soot]

It's like my life goal of becoming Pope so I can invoke Papal infallibility to make the Church subordinate to the Southern Baptist Convention

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I especially hate p*dcasters (Null doesn't count as one, he's too important to make "content").

 

[San Marino]

I don't shop at Walmart anymore because it's literally Niggermart.

 

[Dr. Butt]

however, no penetration could actually occur due to the size of the dog.

 

[vomitusdeux]

This is a thread for serious and earnest questions or discussions of fetish topics.

Regardless of your opinion on fetishes or kinks or whatever, I think we can all agree femboy fart huffer did a great job of creating an active discussion zone.
Good job, femboy fart huffer!

Was his bussy tight? That's all that matters in the end.

I just like ABDL because I love shitting myself.

If you look at a Game Boy Color from just the right angle, it looks like it has a big ol' butt.

That's one of the gayest, Jewiest gay Jews to ever gay Jew.

 

[invisibult plus+]

Put your hair back in the c a p. The point of the c a p is to protect your hair, that's why we wear the c a p.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Can someone do the fetish post in Pig Latin.

Ladies, we only have one hole. Don't let a man talk you into getting fucked like a homosexual.

Islam in 2026 is going through some changes. The Quran has always been about being gay. They're gonna reveal that Mohammod was not a 9-year-old loli fan, he was in fact more of a shota type of guy.

Guys


Shut the fuck up, my pizza is here.

My faggot in nigger, you shove living animals up your worn out bottom boi ass. Your opinion is worth less than dog shit on the bottom of my shoe.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

But I don't WANNA impregnate teenagers. Can't we just kill more minorities?

So the guy earlier in the thread was talking about slaughtering hundreds of millions of Whites while leaving hordes of niggers alive? Good to know I was right in my judgement of labeling him a Christcuck retard.
I hope you'll have fun cracking open the skulls of European children next to your 30 million Christian Indians. Based.

Sir this is the Indian Hate thread, go and seethe about "christcucks" and "hordes of niggers" elsewhere, thank you.

This thread's starting to look like a street in Uttar Pradesh with all the open defecation you're doing.

Grandma made you go to church too many times?

Can you give me a theological argument for why you're such a faggot?

What a load of horseshit. A stove expert is a stove expert. I myself am a stove expert that works with the largest manufacturers of electric stoves in the world. So I have on good authority to say that gas stoves are of the devil! You think they use natural gas? They work by pumping hellfire straight from the tap. Everytime you turn on your stove you are letting a little bit of hell into your home. Do you want your children's food warmed by Lucifer's butthole?! That is why we need to work together to pass legislation to ban these infernal contraptions from our homes!

Bigfoot’s my fav social retard interest and it pains me to see some faggot ass land whale foid ruin the subject for me.

"I share my wife with other men because the days we don't sleep together are underutilized capacity."

Magic attracts autists and gamers, and even autistic gamers. So you're stuck with people that want to use the gamer word, and people that want to chop off their dick. And neither want to take a shower.

No clue. I’m surprised no one in here has seen this though. Here’s some images. Yes the Bigfoot actually fucks some random spic at the end of the episode.

No child. I will not be viewing gay sex on rule34. It is you who is already gooning. Enjoy aids stalker child

would you like some hazbin pfps mailed directly to your dm inbox?

Everyone loves a wistful tale of a knight and their designated royal fucking in Ye Grande Outdoors, where breathless promises and fears of 100% gay sex will lead to a bastard child. Woe be to the True and Honest Man sold for their reproductive capabilities finding out their intended is an ugly basic white man instead of the Hispanic Hunk that makes his unspecified gender bits run wild.

I don't understand how anyone could have an offensive username.

I want more trains to increase pajeet deaths.

I pay no need to them, they're all unemployed so they're dialogue is meaningless.

He looks like a boomer luddite caricature

Imagine a steam deck that smells like fat tranny's gangrenous axe wound