random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SNEED.EXE]

Damn, if only that GILF had thrown him a crumb of pussy, he might have been okay.

Wants to built the Mel and Hannah rape dungeon/bowling alley/car wash ($200k plus, maybe like $500k)

they're not ready to deal with Ralph getting coked out then trying to settle 3 beefs at once.

 

[Lard Shart]

Hoes are bloated

 

[Gentlebastard]

no, i would not like to deep dive into russell greer

Don't worry, you can pick between butter lube and olive oil lube depending on the region you're from and the onahole gets to retire at 62 thrusts

I'm either retarded, naïve, or gullible. My brain literally does not understand how to think this way.

If you act this way you are literally like an animal, you have lost the spark of humanity inside you and are just going from moment to moment obeying only your instincts, with no concern for anyone or anything else whatsoever.

"She got Al Sharpton in my White Savior complex!"
"She got shitlib white girl in my nigga race-hustle!"

I think the worst thing I've ever done to a book is I nabbed a family members copy of the communist manifesto and used it to make the kitchen table level out.
Told him marx wanted everyone to be on equal levels, and I wanted the same for the legs of the table.

That's one of the gayest, Jewiest gay Jews to ever gay Jew.

Around midnight I sang this to my intended and he said his willingness to wed changed by 17%. But he refused to say in which direction.

ozempic did to the fat acceptance movement what facebook did to myspace

Absurdly autistic but there's some clear effort and skill. The linework is clean, the coloring is even. Godspeed trainsona drawer.

Maybe if you'd put the fucking cake down for 5 minutes we'd all have more room.

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

I remember the nurse rubbing alcohol on my groin to control my temperature.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Everything is so fucked it's making bang bros look like The Wombles.

You're signalling to the world that you're a massive homo, don't do it, even if homo.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Is eating shit disgusting?

What about eating box?

You'll get an indigestion if you eat cardboard box, and Science forbid you ever dare to taste a wooden box. As for licking vagina hole, you might like eating faeces as well - and preferably record yourself doing it and post on internet.

We are not in your porn.

 

[Shig O'nella]

"As a heads up, the sex offender registry uses their deadname" sure is one of the sentences of all time.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

HEY YOU DUMB ASSHOLE YOU DID NOT EVEN ARCHIVE YOUR LINKS IT IS THE LITERAL FIRST RULE OF KIWIFARMS AND YOU BROKE IT SO I DON’T WANT TO READ SHIT FROM YOUR RETARDED ASS. KILL YOURSELF.

 

[CEO of Gay]

So all it takes to find a qt autistic wife is getting banned from Kiwi Farms and going to a therapist?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Welcome to Kiwifarms, the gayest site on the internet.

I'm an entertainer and if it wasn't for my ballsack you wouldn't be alive.

It's a Gunterful Life.

 

[Drip Torch]

If scaly okra turns you on, we can't be friends.

 

[often puzzled]

Are ghost dicks self cleaning?

I guess her vagina exists on the astral plane.

 

[The Connected Nose]

The Angloid will be brought to heel. The Niggercell Manifesto remains.

 

[Cnidarian]

Any other inquiries will have to wait until I release my ebook on Kindle, MAID to Order: Reconciling Assisted Euthanasia with the Eucharist

 

[Path Wanderer]

Tolkien wrote a masterpiece with clear influence from having served years in the trenches. Some of these troons **are** the trenches.

 

[Dr. Butt]

= RAT

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

this new "No N-Word" rule was soon realized as unenforceable

NULL IS A BAD MAN WHO ISN'T NICE AND IS MEAN AND DOESN'T ALLOW FREE SPEECH

 

[Cnidarian]

You draw slutty animals in their underwear prominently displaying their caked up ass. This is like Gordon Ramsay getting mad that people say they want to taste his cooking.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I'm in front of you at golden corral, sneezing twat and ass particles all over the buffet.
Bon appetit.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

So it just never gets to USE its butthole but it still HAS a butthole, good to know

This is probably the most autistic thing I will ever post but earlier I was on r/bigfoot

I was really hoping "nullification fetish content" was going to be drawings of people transforming into Null.

Why does it go those lines on it? Does that mean the oven is set to interlacing when it supposed to be set to progressive?

ngl I've kinda enjoyed tusslin' with my cats enough that I've gotten Florida Man thoughts about rougher cats, but yeah nah

I have Jewish men greenscreening into my bedroom every week because of my posts