random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

MY DICK'S GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE FROM PATRIOTISM

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Why were you staring at your friends erect cock in the camp showers

You know what you're doing is gay if even "gaysexenjoyer" questions your intent

you’re not a good friend if you can’t give honest criticism to your buddy’s dick

 

[Harm]

essentially if you have a tiny cock you can either cry or cum about it

 

[Gog & Magog]

Damn the faggot to faggot pipeline is real after all.

What in the absolute unemployed shit is this?

 

[Hamstirer]

Him being a tranny is like the 3rd reason i dislike him. Him being British is above him being a trans.

 

[Big Nasty]

Little Chief Herpes Sore on the Trail of Beers.

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

This is also why stuff like ozempic can really piss people off since it means their belief that their dicks/clits are not actually divining rods for sniffing out those of better character.

 

[Sooty Soot]

I love being an arab queer girl in the heart of west asia

Source

 

[SNEED.EXE]

He's begging for cheese because he doesn't have smegma

 

[WelperHelper99]

all of this is to say, he's my favorite fat guy on the farms by a mile. i hope his aorta never tastes defeat in its decades-long civil war with the fry cook at his local crown burger.

 

[Laburnum]

dev has been deported from kekistan

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You’d think a super-intelligent psychic mage would be able to buy their own breakfast.

I wish this bitch would keep her shirt on.

Alright call me fat and gay

You are fat and gay

Sawdust adds that extra crunchiness to any meal.

- toe jam but inside you -

Well, at least he'll always have his amhole.

 

[Gentlebastard]

That's right: we're so creative we have slurs for everybody

'We made this together. This isn't my recipe, it's your recipe.'

DON'T YOU FUCKING PUT THAT EVIL ON ME

Does this mean we managed to maniferst actually, honest to God, bitch tits? The magic is real...

They'd probably lose half their herd the first time they're birthing. Alpacachau will be nothing compared to the Eweocaust.

"I destroyed my marriage, family, friendships, social life, physical and mental health, but the lack of booba has done me in"

he has confirmed he does not infact have a skeleton which adds further credulity to the theory his body is literally 100% fat in composition

 

[Mound Dweller]

This sticker means I'm mad. You do realize I'm laughing at you, right? I believe you are an unintelligent drooler. I don't have the ability to be mad at you, because I don't believe you're even capable of understanding what we're talking about. It would be cruel to hate someone for being a completely ignorant retard.

 

[Two Dollars]

why the fuck do I get sassy FAT black woman responses for wanting CLASSIC games to have the same standard as SPONGEBOB

 

[Meiwaku]

Vancouver, like all of Canada, is plagued with Canadians. 0/10 would not recommend.

I have actually met an Eskimo, Stalin took a bunch of them who were displaced from Greenland by the British in 1921 and Stalin deposited them in Belarus in 1937, they like Irish Folk music and Death Metal. Also rape and skinning small animals alive.

weirdest date I was ever on was dating my school bully who apologized to me and somehow became a gay furry twink.

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Niggercell Manifesto?"

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

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Edgy Jew comments, so very hot now!

also I'm like 98% sure that Phil AKA Penis killed Scott Adams and is currently wearing his skin:

Remember, the only thing more powerful than hate is love.

Gettin' t'dah Dee Mmm Veee is ha'd yo!

Just grabbed this lame ass gay post and turned it into something EPIC! and SWAG!

Ireland I'm so sorry

Unrelated, but whomever popularized using emojis as bullet points or to repeat a word (praying for you )should be raped to death by a pack of niggers.

kinda jealous of those women patients now tbh
imagine going to the doctor and complaining about irritability and mood swings, and in response he orders the nurse to activate the steam-powered fleshlight 9000 deluxe [professional version] to give your dick some medical grade mega succ action

human centipede ouroboros

Perfect for Steam Punk sex parties.

Most people deserve to be shot, in all honesty.

PHYSIOGNOMY CHECK = FAILED
OPINION = DISCARDED
INDIANS = STREETSHITTING
IZZAT = OBLITERATED

You're allowed to upload a video of yourself stalking and planning a murder to Youtube but the Indians will come down on you like a ton of street poop if you screw a suppressor onto a Ruger Mk.2 or (allah forgive me for uttering the following words) hum the guitar riff from Lit's 'My Own Worst Enemy' while filming a tutorial on replacing the brake shoes on a 1988 Mercury Topaz.

I don't even need him to go full Stormfront and disavow the four Micas. I just need him to hate the man responsible (Game Kids Trevor). This is getting close to my dream.

Christ, she was already over the hill when she made the Sarah Palin parody porno in 2008.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"Wee waah wee. I'm a robot baby"

How tf can I laugh there’s a nigger spamming the madden gifs

ALL OF YOU JUST MAKE ME HIT MYSELF
SO ARROGANT AND NERDY

 

[FrogMinutes]

Someone also drew chao baby porn and you can tell that they'd been practicing

 

[frozen_runner]

BP will learn nothing.

What don't you understand about Big Witchcraft?

A computer should be gray, it should be opaque, it should not have flair.

This is why nerds are all trans now. I blame the iMac.

AHhhrghhh my Razor rainbow lights are making me lust for man butt aARHGHHhhhH~

Mur mur mur, mur mur-der wasps

I don't understand art and it makes me angry.

With a flair one could only describe as homosexual, he caught the baby on his bayonet.

Please Hitler.
Make it stop.
Im tired.

Poo-poo on the pee-pee.

Canada is notorious for never flushing.

Another star twinkles out as the sky darkens above millenials, the last human generation. Soon comes the long xanax night of the zoomer, where no light shines at all.

Tennis is an individual and PVP sport so it's actually based and real. Football, soccer, hockey, and basketball are all team sports so they diffuse responsibility which makes them gay. Golf is not PVP so it's gay. Tennis is one of the only real sports. Wrestling is also a real sport

This is just another manifestation of nips wanting to fuck squids and octopi.

I used to be a journalist but then I took an orange man to the knee.

Niggercattle really do exist. Terry always spoke truth.