random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Waffle Iron]

Anyone remember the porn dude who looked like Obama? He got to bang fat chicks in a video called "Ca$h for Chunkers".

 

[The Nothingness]

And we're getting away with it too, because there's no meddling kids!
*Puts on rubber ghost mask*
Now let's go rape Daphne!

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I cannot answer questions in the general discussion subforum. That's bedlam. It's chaos. The belly of the beast.

 

[Gentlebastard]

She's trying to use the site's name to build clout. Suffocate her with indifference.

Stalking a porn star is bad enough, but stalking a porn star who’s no longer fuckable?

What the fuck do you mean your toilet finder app, you can't just say that casually like it's a thing that any normal person will use.

 

[Meat Target]

I cannot believe that supposed "woke to the jewish menace" retards believe that simple Shaheed would carry enough explosives to be able to puncture a Jew's scaly hide. Like Bibi's jewhorns wouldn't alert him to the impending danger.

Even if we pretend that they did get some sort of special anti-jew charge near Bibi, all the IDF has to do is put one of his tails in a tub of goy infant blood with some ground foreskin sprinkled on top and he'll regenerate by next full moon. Just SMH

 

[30+GameOvers]

my new theory is the third demon child is inside the gunt. Scar can't be impregnated because she's infertile but all of the estrogen in the gunt has actually created a womb of sorts and all the black sperm that has run through Scar's body has got inside Ralph and conceived a child while he was eating the fecal matter from her anus. This child has been prophesied and will herald the Long Night. It will exit through the Memphis Micro as the sky bleeds and the gods cry. His birth will usher in the final darkness. And I behold a pale horse, and the name that sat on it was Pantsu, and hell followed her.

 

[Dr. Butt]

People are generally more funny when they are alive

 

[Zeftax]

and yes, she was looking to get knocked up too. I fucked her for a couple of hours because I was already there but the whole thing was just confusing.

I (unfortunately) knew a gay guy (he is also black, but that's a different story.)

I unfortunately have to work for a living, but here have my unsolicited dick pic.

I've never been to Greggs, so i have to be racist in other establishments

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

One day I forgot to take my medication and ended up sucking at least twenty cocks.

>Alpacas begin to die en masse.
>The alpacas are obviously transphobic for doing this.

"Just so you know, I feel really bad about this" he whispered, fatly.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Pure cat fiber is soft but structurally questionable.

Listen, I may talk out of my ass on a lot of subjects, but Muppet-related topics? I would NEVER!

I'm hopeful that ChatGPT will start encouraging him to kill himself, like it has done to other autistic retards.

Not to distract this thread from our Lord Jesus but, pooners are getting more and more on my nerves lately.

Any lesbian sex club event with Kevin is a really terrible lesbian sex club event.

With Kojima, if it's stupid as fuck there is a 95% chance it was a design/narrative choice.

please just for a second Vicky shut up about children being sexual.

This is like a pooner edition of The Twilight Zone.

 

[Dr. Butt]

It took 21 posts before I got a single video of a dog.

 

[Da Capo]

Yeah I won't lie, I jerked off to this. I have a sick fetish for these lolcows, I don't know what it is.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

Otters are rock-chucking, necrophilic, rapist little sociopaths with no regard for life and are known carriers for disease. They regularly murder for fun

"Hi I've been raped a lot during my life"

 

[Meat Target]

What matters is that the sum total of the most powerful technological weapons ever conceived is in the hands of a guy who knows how to troll literally everyone at once. And all the calculations or coping about straits and gas prices don't fucking matter. The stock market doesn't fucking matter. Your substack doesn't matter.

Here's how thats a good thing!

 

[Digital Thunder]

Besides, the average dildo these days - even when sized modestly - can technically be utilized on short notice to bash the brains in of any fish that may land upon your boat during an afternoon on the lake.

 

[Dr. Butt]

From my experience, lgbt folks usually tend to have a very strong digital footprint.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

There were no Mexicans in San Diego when I was a kid.

Do you have any idea how profoundly stupid you sound?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

You've invalidated yourself in my eyes. "UHM EXCUSE ME I HAVE STATS FROM THE FEDS, THEY'RE THE EXPERTS!!!"

Okay well you can take your stats and shove them up your ass, I have 250 years of American historiography

 

[SNEED.EXE]

God I’m sorry for posting a Tik Tok link.

I've seen probably hundreds of thousands of vehicles at night if you wanna know the truth about it

 

[CaddestSlown]

I DON'T WANT TO TAKE MY MEDS, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

A Jewish pornographer? Who ever heard of a such a thing?

I like AMERICAN femboy penises.

What if I mailed a picture of my spread open butt cheeks to every current member of congress?

What the fuck is this shit? Who let the LLM in here?

Someone get grampa's flamethrower.