random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

This one is 100% skippable because there was the 'anal fingering' tag yet no one gets fingered.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

My lolcow is under attack by the woke kiwi farms!

What a weirdo. That's all I got.

 

[Chromeo]

Claws, teeth, incredible strength and it can run as fast as a pony, and I'm trying to fuck it in the ass.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I'm archiving this mythical, glistening gemerald of a copypasta here:

I also noticed that your server states no furries, bronies, or FNAF fans are allowed. Well, guess what, I'm all three, and proud of it. What I am not proud of, however, is to be the same species as you.

Also, one last thing: Making fun of autism, which a lot of you users seem to do, isn't funny. At all.

 

[The Nothingness]

Steven Miller is my 2nd favorite Jew, right after Jesus.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

he should've typed "*raises paw*" like a real white person

 

[Squanto Airi]

She gave birth on stream, again.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

There's a miniscule chance this could've been a real thread if you didn't name yourself Femboy Fart Huffer

 

[Secret Boots]

Giving up is gay

 

[Halbschwanz]

Perhaps he uses their prolapsed and blown out rectums to make sausage casings for the niggeroni?

 

[SNEED.EXE]

garlic's for pussies I put a whole clove of garlic in my urethra and I was only in danger of dying of boredom

 

[Sooty Soot]

Was Muhammad a Superman of Sex?

Sauce

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I keep getting sick so I brought the turds to work...they are helpful

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's a beautiful thing to behold two cultures shitposting together. Not as enemies, but as bros.

It makes me chuckle that multiple people from different areas of his life attribute porcine behaviors and attributes to him

He would manage to serve water so it was burned and raw at the same time.

The only reason he begun writing in the first place was so that he would be perceived as a writer. He wants random strangers to see him slouched over his crusty laptop in a crusty bar while typing out his latest slop, because he thinks they'll think "wow, look at that real life tough guy WORDSMITH writing here in this epic DIVE BAR while sipping on an ice cold BEER, he's so cool" instead of "damn, that's one fat faggot".

That art isn't flattering at all. It really highlights her bulimia chipmunk cheeks.

They weren't just niggers, they were glowniggers. The spirit of Terry A. Davis, PBUH, told me to run them over.

JFC, this bitch is supposed to be in her 40s, and she comes off like a 14 year old girl who spends every waking moment online because she has ZERO INTERIOR LIFE.

I truly tried to find those things for purchase, but they had ceased to exist.

Why did I seek these horrors? Because I have to know...

Well, I have gastric experiments to perform, it seems. Thanks for the info!

"I thought about threatening to kill myself, but my mom knows me well and would accurately call me out for being dramatic, so I'm not going to bother."

Jack looks and sounds like Cookie Monster after being shaved for an execution he's being driven to the site of.

People love conspiracy theories, but people underestimate how much damage can be done by autists wanting to balance a spreadsheet.

Ah, the ancient martial arts called Plightjitsu!

Back in my day we would go out and jerk onto grass

 

[Zeftax]

My inner autist sighs and wonders why we even bother documenting.

what the FUCK is a "rape gradient"

 

[Metamorpho]

Imagine having bright purple armhair, she wouldn't be a K-pop idol she'd be bullied to suicide for being Barney the Dinosaur.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The gunt tells all secrets.

>Just as the founding stalkerchilds intended.

 

[LarpBait]

After a recommendation from a friend, I've been getting into sissy hypno lately and it's pretty interesting how they meld elements of occult spiritual practices into these sissy hypno videos. There's one I was running through where they use a lot of visualization, subliminal messaging, and meditation techniques to draw out feminine energies to wash over you. It felt more like spiritual pathworking than a fetish ASMR video. This is a bit of a double-edged sword, as if that's the kind of thing you're looking for and you understand what you're doing, it's worthwhile magick, but it's not sitting well with me that they're guiding unsuspecting people into these techniques.

@Bucephalus bro why

 

[Autistic Joe]

air-fried canned biscuit

This is now a euphemism for farting.

 

[Gog & Magog]

1) They always hated us.
2) I don't care.
3) I hate them, too.

"How do I do X?"
"Do Y."
"But Y doesn't do X."
"You shouldn't want to do X."

It's not a problem unique to Linux.