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[Super Mario Brothers]

people won't feel like it's a representation of the site because in their mind they know what the site is: dudes yelling at each other for being fags and women in oddly well-coordinated and highly conservative clothes drinking tea while doing over/unders on how long it's been since amberlynn's poop bun last got washed.

 

[Gog & Magog]

The elites don't want you to know this but land in Switzerland is free, you can claim it and crown yourself king. I have 117,000sqm of Swiss land.

My grandfather was a Knight of Denmark, but unfortunately that's not an inheritable title

Just busted a gigantic nut to this thread.

 

[Pee Cola]

I hate the disabled, but I hate bad coffee more

 

[Hitman One]

Why the hell did I click this thread

 

[Pedophobe]

Surely we’re running out of retard kidneys by now.

Why can't you guys just be fucking normal

Your first mistake was interacting with someone who has an anime avatar.

 

[GaryGray]

if ralph thinks i needed to coerce people into thinking he's a fucking retard idk what to say

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Salt makes that vulva sniffing new york junky look put together

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

"this evidence has a tendency to establish that […] the cause of their emotional distress was their excessive online/social media activity"

Milwaukee City Attorney about Patrick S. Tomlinson

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

They think they are quiet and intellectual, but are actually loud and fat.

I tolerate enough tranime faggotry with my wife.

Willy Stancil is one cold ass nigga.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

It's a really robust system if you reskin the extremely detailed vore mechanics as combat and throw out the actual perfunctory combat rules.

 

[Cnut]

‘I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons,’ the complaint reads.

 

[AskMeAnything]

imagine only hanging out with people you meet at rapist support groups and only date people in the "rapist community"

 

[Gentlebastard]

A lot of this sounds suspiciously like humiliation fetish porn, rather than something any real person would say unprompted.

The video is not so much about the Troon but the "boyfriend" executing the verbal equivalent of trying to reach the word count on an essay in the How To Stomp All Over Your 5th Amendment Rights class.

I hate the disabled, but I hate bad coffee more.

Schizophrenics and their posts have been a disaster, and a blessing, to the Internet.

Gentlemen, this is the "Reddit General" thread, the "Reddit Simulator" thread you seem to be yearning for is here.

>19 page suicide note
Like shit nigger if you're gonna go that far you may as well try for 40 pages so it classes as a Suicide Novella

 

[FrogMinutes]

Sex-swappers aren't sexist, they're incurious and live in a penis-centered world. They ended up in a penis fandom but want to see more women

 

[JoshPlz]

Cropped porn is not allowed, even if it's a chicken.

 

[Autistic Joe]

To be fair, most companies would be improved by firing HR and replacing them with a cheerful dog.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Vasco calculates that 3,900 mosquito lives are worth a human life

What is this?! A Shoah for ANTS?!

With the amount of wataconography on this site, anti-watermelon laws will sink Null instantly. This site won't last 5 minutes the moment anti-AI fruit laws go into effect. It starts with watermelons, it ends with kiwis.

It may seem weird that the best thing to do is helping shrimp, but the world is a weird place.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

You literally shit your pants. That's hilarious. You're pathetic.

Also how am I going out of my way looking for it when you literally are are incapable of not posting constantly about and even filing shit in court about how much you shit yourself?

You are a joke.

Lmao.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

The obese mukbang hijab people all blend into one amorphous sickening mass in my head

 

[Gog & Magog]

why can't we have fun?

Fun is a Jewish corruption of the Aryan spirit.