random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Big Nasty]

the weak should fear the strong (and homosexual)

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Your oshi Hitler would HATE you,

 

[Gentlebastard]

There has never been a match up I have been as truly impartial about and just want to see both sides fight for my own amusement.

It turns out that it is still possible to shock me.

IMO, he's ventured past the threshold of retarded long ago, and well into straight up bizarre territory with thit he thinks or believes.

Nobody EVER exiled or executed troublemakers in the past. The Romans were famous for responding to psychotic rapists by linking hands and reading Communist theory until the raping stopped.

#BringBackTheRack

#MakePilloriesGreatAgain

#FloggingFaggotsForFunAndProfit

"This shit's horribly illegal! Best way to keep myself safe is to store it on someone else's computer, where they can see it!"

 

[joebobmurphy]

Entertain me, you fat piece of shit.

-Null, May 3rd 2026

 

[Big Nasty]

beat off all over yourself like the goth wanker you are

 

[AskMeAnything]

If you want to suck girldick go ahead, but it definitely makes you gay.

 

[Path Wanderer]

There is a non-zero chance that the gasoline in your car right now came from crude oil that at one time was a dinosaur that liked to call the black dinosaurs Polywog-Ass Jigaboo Melonseed-Shuckers

 

[DrNow]

This might sounds performative but I hate inter racial relationships.

 

[The Count of Monte Cristo]

When I travel, I cheat on my wife with buck toothed tranny prostitutes like a normal person.

 

[Random Internet Person]

"Mommy, why is she so fat?"
"Honey, that's what happens to white women on welfare."

 

[dick brain]

Detachment and apathy won't help you out in a mad world like this one. One day an Irish psychopath might spot your (very likely obese) form and be offended by your rotundness and split you open as a chef would split open a ripe tomato. Your aloofness would not help you then so I'm strongly suggesting that you remain alert, awake, and in good spirits.

 

[Account]

I don't want to just dump 5000 dildos in that thread

 

[JustSomeDong]

I went to a swinger party once and I quickly discovered that the kind of people who do that kind of thing are extremely ugly, extremely old, or desperate black dudes who think they're getting free sex. When the "fun" started and I saw that pile of disgusting humans going to town on the only two women there, I just stepped away. I left with my dick dry and never looked back.

one time I was hassling some guy who scam called me and he said he wanted to be reincarnated as a dolphin

 

[Gog & Magog]

@Lidl Drip lets fuck
react me if you deny my request

@Lidl Drip hasn't reacted me, but she didn't respond to me either

But why?
Farms is the last place I'd visit if I wanted to get laid.

You clearly haven't talked to me yet sweetie. I'll change your mind on that lickety split.

Yea lets just keep shitting on Null even though hes a human with literal feelings
#END_NULLIPHOBIA

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

plus I know dog stalins not going to reunite the soviet union and usher in a Marxist-lenninsm revolution.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Thx i cum on cat and she hiss at penis.

 

[Abella]

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[KiwiFuzz2]

Guys the Jews made me cheat on my wife with a tranny.

Kiwifarms is when people are mean to me.

The content production possibility frontier must be reached. All the little accounts churning away at every possible take until the available raw material is exhausted. Your lives, your reputations, just grist for the content mill.

The only extremes he won't go to are when any effort whatsoever is required of him.

It’s like what the Empire would look like if the Central Committee of Grand Moffs deposed Isard: utterly risible.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

A retard being worshiped by bigger retards.

Good enough for Nashville’s finest to slime a pooner.

tapeworms aren't on the same level as human babies, sorry

It sounds like a bait post but I honestly can't tell the difference between bait and a real redditor at this point.

That kid is going to grow up into the biggest nightmare, nazi-chud she could ever possibly imagine. Who knows, we might see him posting here some day!

I went to a swinger party once and I quickly discovered that the kind of people who do that kind of thing are extremely ugly, extremely old, or desperate black dudes who think they're getting free sex. When the "fun" started and I saw that pile of disgusting humans going to town on the only two women there, I just stepped away. I left with my dick dry and never looked back.

"Hey, is this legal?"
"Yeah totally" - undercover cops

 

[TV's Adam West]

He said something like “I think we can agree that FAGGOTS (looking me intensely in the eye at this moment) are a big problem”.

text message I received from my jewish landlord’s son/biz partner before he killed himself , largely due to his dad being a pedophile rapist.

if you're going to argue about gay nazi history post a fucking pic