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[Among Us Gaming]

#MePoo

 

[Gentlebastard]

Anyways that concludes my rant about my crippling autistic hobbies and interacting with normalfags

"I swear to God it isn't my car!"
Bravo, best defense against a car theft accusation I've ever heard.

Gayest possible outcome, but it's not like we didn't know it was a distinct possibility.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I always thought that dying on the toilet is more dignified than dying with poop in your pants.

Everyone should be distrustful of fat people.

the fact one of your arguments is that fact he's black and fat just disproves your whole argument to me.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Honestly, the scariest people on earth are Kiwifarmers whose biggest online secret isn’t being on the Kiwifarms.

 

[Dr. Butt]

life is comedy

KILL ALL THE WHITE BABIES COMRADE

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

the retardation here is incredible

I let a gay black guy jerk off in front of me at the steam room at the Y last week. It was an impressive shaft and you have to appreciate these things.

Fucking muzzies can't even afford trucks anymore, they got to use their mom's car for their terror attacks these days.

Autism, an emotion as retarded as it is deep. Let it flow in, let it run free! Here I can sperg to my heart's content and be the skizo I always wanted to be.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I crave janny power, the power to destroy my enemies and have men fear me.

 

[Dr. Butt]

she married a faggot, what does she expect?

 

[30+GameOvers]

"kiwifarms is threatening me with nigger rape, please give me $10,000"

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

.@XJosh confirms that there are no hot chicks on the Kiwi Farms!

 

[Dr. Butt]

These anime people are all very strange.

 

[FrogMinutes]

They are armed with bone armor that would deflect all bullets. You will be sodomized by a bunch of. Fine black gentleman. Of good moral character.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I genuinely assumed on first glance that this referred to the theoretical dead body date at Olive Garden.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Not being a whore is awesome, actually.

The ambulance had to pick your retarded ass up and play hide and seek with your testicles

But I thought kids these days are all watching porn on their phones. How can they not know what female anatomy looks like?

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Female Jersh gave me sinful thoughts

 

[a kiwifarms user]

You're just angry.

A gay man walks into a kiwifarms looking for love

 

[Chongqing]

And emotional support? Maybe the cat was demon possessed?