random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

"Yeah girl, I'm the guy who wrote the cabbage import inspection guidebook"

 

[tehpope]

Donald Trump told me this via Aryan Telepathy.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I assume when someone actually gets busted for this stuff they have insanely depraved stuff like children getting raped and not, like, naked selfies of 16 year old girls.

 

[Autistic Joe]

He’s going to be the Helen of troy of prison. The Nazis and the niggers will fight a brutal war over him. The Bussy that launched a thousand shivs.

He soon to be soap-dropmaxxing.

"hmm I need to jack off, might as well try and buy some child porn"

Nah fuck dem kids mang
But not literally like this guy was wanting

 

[Secret Boots]

You have been given the gift of the gun. The gun is good! The penis is evil.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

my fairy godmother, adolf hitler, recommends i grow turnips

 

[Autistic Joe]

Open fire at a Trump rally and you'll hit a fireman and loving father.
Open fire on a crowd of lefties and you'll hit a paedophile, a woman beater and a felon in possession of a firearm.