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[BlueArmedDevil]

Toxoplasmosis arc when?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Kinda sad looking through this. One minute you'll be watching some chick getting her back blow out, then the next minute you learn that she died.

I made this for my mom and she told me I was both an accident and adopted (somehow). And that she should have gotten a pair of chinese babies instead.

It's sad that he lied but it's also sad that you are fucken dumb.

Munchie-by-proxy is galactically more common than most normies will ever suspect, and this keeps our tranny threads alive, healthy, and vital exactly like trannies themselves are not.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

It's spotted dick, not chlamydia necrosis dick

 

[JustSomeDong]

We really should replace the Big Five Personality Test with the Hitler Tester. He is everywhere in our society. He's there when you turn on the news. He's there in the voting booth. He sits in your car as a passenger when you see illegal alien truckers driving freeing on your interstate. He unites us. He guides us. He binds us to our future and anchors us to our past. He's the most influential Austrian to have lived. He's bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger, and more lied about than Marie Antoinette.

I just find it ironic that a man named "Proud Skibidi Aryan Toilet" was expecting more of an adult discourse on fucking kiwi farms.
You're basically looking for a 10/10 stripper at half past 2:00 on a Tuesday, fella. Wrong place, wrong time.