random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Big Nasty]

Fuckfaced cockgoggler in shit stained armor!

 

[LimeRikki]

Everyone except me is a Jew and it’s all a grand conspiracy to make sure I never get back my foreskin.

 

[demicolon]

I always mix those up. I'm a rare Kiwifarms user who's not well-versed in using prejudice.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

i dont think i was clear enough. to reiterate, i would commit beastiality with this creature and regardless of the fact if it consents or not or even if it can consent at all it would not be considered rape under a court of law due to a jury consisting of 100 male representatives from all around the world testifying that yes, they too would have raped it thus absolving me of all wrongdoing in the crime as this creature was crafted by god specifically for the sake of male reproduction.

 

[Commander Suzdal]

I think if we’re going to bully trannys (and we should) then we should do it from a position of integrity

 

[Gentlebastard]

You do realize that printing a proper physical bound copy of the Fatcronomicon is likely the culinary equivalent of a sonichu medallion, right?

After I actually receive the books, I will set the print shop on fire with everyone inside. It will be a mercy - those poor innocent souls have fulfilled their terrible purpose, as foreseen by The One Who Can't Cook Chicken, and noone else must bear this knowledge.

Even if the worst most bad faith interpretation of Mother Theresa was 100% true. I'd love her even more for making those indians suffer.

I looked at this chicks profile and the first picture in the media tap is of a dildo the size of my arm

Either way, it's nice to see that he's still eating raw chicken even now.

We all know that, had he made stuffed bell peppers, his brainstorm for improving the dish would instead be "just make a burrito out of it; instead of stuffing the bell pepper."

Odds of this being fake and gay: 100%

Sexually troonsmitted disease

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I don't care if I'm dead, I'd be horribly embarrassed to be remembered mainly for loving Pokemon or trains or whatever the fuck

LET'S JUST STOP DRAWING ANYTHING FOREVER AND ALL LAY DOWN AND KILL OURSELVES BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS CRINGE AND AUTISTIC AND NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO HAVE ANY FUN EVER ON THIS WEBSITE

Kiwi-Chan needs to be furry. What about a Kiwi foxgirl that has a big bulging belly and is burping from eating too much pizza.

I wasn't born yesterday.

And I'm not actually autistic.

You are never going to fool me, cunt.

You are a doomed gaslighting piece of shit.

Enjoy the brief remainder of your pathetic life.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Dale Earnhardt died for this shit?