random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

She looks like the fat aggressive human resource chick about the fire you and replace you with a couple H1b dalits and a drunk AI program running Doom.

WHAT THE ARYAN COCK!? I DO NOT REMEMBER MUPPERS HAMCUCK INC EMPLOYING SEAMONKEYS OR INDIANS FROM THE POOP RIVER! IF NOT COMPLIED WE WILL ARRIVE IN YOUR ANUS FOR COCKULAR EXPLOSION AND A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT!

 

[Secret Boots]

Bionicle had a more coherently written story and that only existed to sell toys to children

 

[Botchy Galoop]

REVELATION NEWS, LORD of the lost and sundered house of Egroff, rode like a tranny hooker from Red Hook—all slavering madness and mirth. He rode from Scranton, and there was hate in his wake for he had been recognized as their true enemy before he could obtain the cigarettes he had sought there. Now they hounded him and the grotesque fat woman who rode laughing at Elric’s side; Wartzbringer, the demonic tooth that stole the souls of men.

 

[often puzzled]

Can someone provide a link to the fat baby thread?

 

[DickMain]

Ok, not autistic question about Bionicle:

 

[Crabpuncher]

LOL fuck you!
I guess I deserve that, but it was a legitmate question.

 

[Speedrunner]

That's nothing. Wait until I fly into the sunset with the Queen of Syria.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Some women become so fat that adipose tissue begins replacing their neurons.

 

[Cnidarian]

Whole Brazilian economy stands on TADC leaks right now

 

[NickDigger]

I don’t fucking care if he releases a video of himself getting on his knees and sucking a conga line of IDF pricks while getting circumcised himself by a toothless mohel gumming his foreskin off and anal fucking him with a rave dreidel, Thomas Massie is a fucktard and needs to lose.

 

[Tablet County]

Bro, I'm not wasting my time responding to your Google AI regurgitations any further. Josh isn't going to get sued by the ADA because somebody called you a gay retard. Why don't you try getting a job?

they turned my nigga into a god damn ronald mcdonald chair this shits fucked up man

You don't have the priest come out to bless your lawn jockey or shadow bigfoot.

DJ peach cobbler, the child abuse expert

 

[CaddestSlown]

The chuds are secretly captivated by the tranny cognoscenti.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

2000s is when you say retard and faggot

 

[Meat Target]

You cannot stop a woman from calling her dog a pupper/furbaby no matter how many bibles you throw at her.

 

[JustSomeDong]

It's poo on the wall. I did a forensic analysis of the photo with my photochop skillz and having seen quite a few poo'ed upon walls in my time (remember, I used to live NYC).

 

[.iota.]

Don't forget his errant clit. You have to find that before you can move in.

 

[Tablet County]

What's to follow is my ADHD lashing out at you with the rage of 100,000,000 IEDS.

Laughing at retards is a greater pleasure than what any woman could ever provide

probably, never had sex to confirm

 

[sodaboard]

BEEFARONI! HE HAS A STORAGE UNIT FOR BEEF-A-FUCKING-RONI!