random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

Homie looks like a mash-up of Puyi, last emperor of China, a Zulu warrior disliked and bullied by all his peers, and a Heated-Rivarly-addicted pooner.

It doesn't feel great knowing that a skeevy foreign horde is observing my homeland exclusively through the lens of pornography and assuming it's some kind of giant horny theme park where their smelly penis is a highly sought-after exotic treasure. This must be how the Japanese feel.

This fat retard making me nod in agreement should be a crime against humanity.

Did you guys know that "panda cub" or "panda eyes" is pedophile lingo for anally raped toddlers and babies?

All I did was come here to laugh a gross, retarded trannies and this is what I learn.

That'd be incredibly smart actually which makes me believe it isn't true.

I almost felt a tinge of respect for the pig man. It has passed however.

My life was so much better before I read that.
I miss the sweet innocence of 5 minutes ago.

Sometimes it does good to see the absolute human garbage that populates the sewer of society that's the sex industry. Makes one feel like a better person by the fact of simply not being... that.

I said it before but knowing every day for these people is slightly more of a nightmare than the one before, that certainty that they are SUFFAH-ing for their failures and compromises? That little bit of cosmic justice helps me sleep at night.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Why are they sitting in order of girth

 

[Aunt Carol]

There's a huuuuuuuuuge jump required from 'you should talk to someone about your abandonment issues' to 'you try to create zombie sex slaves and cannibalize people due to abandonment issues'. You can't treat both ends of that scale the same. They're not the same.

I hold absolute trust in Mr. Racewar1488’s news coverage abilities.

I know a lot about armpits, sharks and chinese people.

We have hundreds of threads dedicated to people who are any combination of: gay, pedo, furry, drug addict, alcoholic, paranoid schizophrenic, bipolar, rapist, literally retarded, American.

Doesn't know that sharks impregnate you in the belly button and that's why half of the images of this site have random flaming bellybuttons?

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Listen, when I cuff and spank a lady, I'm not exactly thinking about the body of Christ.

 

[Oh!]

This is bullshit. The government is literally stealing an hour from you. The government is literally making you a timecuck.

 

[Hitman One]

What possible reason would the parents have to consult the village pervert?

 

[obsdj]

Honestly, if I had got myself a prince, I'd keep my mouth shut, give birth two or three kiddos, and do all the labor they asked me to do: visit hospitals, shake hands, baptize elephants, who cares.

 

[Hey Bitches it's me]

You don't have the "right" to expect honey from wasps. It's on you to not get invested in garbage.

 

[JustSomeDong]

It breaks my heart when I get trash canned, I can't stand it. I can take respectful disagreement - disrespectful disagreement, for chrissake! - call me nigger, tell me my family should burn in hell, threaten to violate me with a baseball bat, anything but those wretched trash cans! Those tortuous medallions whose sole purpose is to mark my stupidity for all to see, to denote me as an inferior amongst the intellectual titans in this thread! O, heavens!

 

[Gog & Magog]

I'm not racist when the brown character is hot.

 

[demicolon]

I'm here to point out that this retard sponsored his own post.

Seems like the forum equivalent of nutting in your own mouth to me.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Yes, that's why certain repulsive behaviors do not disgust them, nor do they find it strange to destroy their own rectums with such savagery.

 

[Tablet County]

I'm sorry but a film by Boots Riley?

Don't you Doug Dimmadare. Diss on it ane dimmadie.

Perhaps people expected too much out of the developer behind such titles as Femboy Fury, My Pet Femboy, and Zombies Ate My Femboy

 

[CaddestSlown]

This nigger starts uncontrollably cumming when he sees somebody attempting to square a circle

The purple tranny bunny is going to be this generations Optimus Prime.

 

[Flesh Ribbons]

nobody is going to voluntarily massage your diarrhea asshole in a filthy pub toilet bitch what the fuck.

 

[Super Malario]

She likes tomb raider because nobody is raiding her womb

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Pay your respects to the vultures for they are your future.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

I fucking love brown people and rape is epic.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's poo on the wall. I did a forensic analysis of the photo with my photochop skillz and having seen quite a few poo'ed upon walls in my time

That video might have been complete dogshit, and a new low in terms of effort even for him, but it was entertaining.

no, stalker federal agent, you will not make me fed post. Enjoy boredom

The art is nice, but fails to accurately portray his gynecoastic breats.

This is some Hebraic demoralization tier stuff, the likes of which are usually found in the depths of pornhub for soybearded gooners.

I'm going to church and asking them to bathe me in the holy water.

... seriously, you guys have never had a janitor come in and rub creams and unguents into your burning asshole while making soothing noises like mum in a shitted up cubicle that reeks like dinnertime in hell?
She didn't gently move your cockles out the way, humming a lullaby as you wept with gratitude?

Weird, figured that was just part of the plumbing service.

 

[Hey Bitches it's me]

my shit stinks a little less than your shit