random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I think the Lego Autists are right. Something is seriously fishy about Utah

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Fuck this smug little nigger I want to beat it to death with a tire iron.

 

[Autistic Joe]

A streetcar named Retarded.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

just be gay

I read this in Dennis Reynold's voice.

ALL YOU FUCKERS ARE WRONG. AIR SHIPS WORK SO WELL THE PTB HAD TO PSYOP EVERYONE INTO REJECTING THEM AS UNSAFE WITH THE HINDENBURG. I COULD HAVE HAD A HIGHLY FLAMABLE FLYING CAR THAT WOULD TAKE ME TO WORK SLIGHTLY FASTER THAN A REGULAR CAR BECAUSE OF THE STRAIGHT LINE DISTANCE BUT NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH FUCKING TRAFFIC LIKE SOME SORT OF PRISONER IN AN AI THOUGHT BUBBLE GIVE ME MY AIRSHIP, GIVE ME FREEDOM, WHY DON'T WE LIVE IN TIMELINE B YOU WRONG FUCKERS.

It do be like that.

otters are distant cousins to the walrus

I highly recommend a Google image search for "dog making a stupid face".

 

[a kiwifarms user]

this nigger was like sucked in from a time portal from 2008 or something

I've been compared to Foreskin Wanderer, now I can die happy and without any remorse.

You are right, the second part of that comment was kinda incel coded. I stand for the rest of it though.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

You have one joy in life, watching anorexic boys dance.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

I've thought about it, along with most other Australian males, the concept of mass circumcision in the U.S by gentiles is utterly bizarre

 

[Gog & Magog]

I admire your honesty, hell i like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my horse

-@Enig

 

[a kiwifarms user]

Damn, I'm never sharing my FurAffinity account here.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I think her dad cheated on her mom with a goldfish. You shouldn't do that.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Your time is coming, scum. Brisket will come to the real world, we will curbstomp you and all of your chud friends, kill you all in camps and have awesome hot lesbian sex on top of your corpses. Die mad.

It is about the same level as using buffalo bill or kurt cobain as a mascot.

 

[stares at error messages]

I am so full of hate for every facet of this country that it is physically debilitating. I sometimes am so overwhelmed with my utter contempt for the world around me I can't stand and just sit in my car and stare vacantly into space.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Imagine appearing in public with your tits pointing in opposite directions

I just had to hug my kitties and reassure them I will never send them to sea.

Like are you are trying to say you think she may be retarded? Some people are just funny looking.

It's pretty insane to go from first kiss ever to rape within two months.

 

[Autistic Joe]

Don't have sex. Asian women don't shave their pubes. Shit is nasty.

 

[Chicha Drinker]

i dunno you're talking to a guy with a sneed avatar in the autistic thunderdome of the chris-chan forum, you're dramatically inflating the standards that i'm holding myself to intellectually.

keep your fucking hands off the Jews

From my cold, dead hands, Kellogg.

 

[DickMain]

could you please never describe in vivid detail the sensation of being inside a prostitute again

 

[Gentlebastard]

He's a manic pixie dream girl if she was a fat, male, middle aged, Midwestern, midwitted* misogynistic, racist doughy bag of lard and loneliness.

Imagine being the We Have Chuck Wendig At Home.

Teachers, priests, rabbis, Minecraft YouTubers and Mormons. Like a pentagram of pedophiles

I'm getting my cock chipped. When they ask for ID I'll start taking my pants off and present the chip, then berate them when they waste my time staring at my cock instead of scanning my ID. Then I'll call them a meatgazer.

Maybe English really was invented by Yakub to oppress the black

(insert clip of Pierre Woodman calling some east-European 20-year-old a sperm garage)

I don't know if we need fewer chemicals in the water, or much much more.

 

[Vygode]

Is consumption of scat allowed in Mormonism?​

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Allowed? It's positively encouraged.

 

[San Marino]

I'm a big gay with a fat / inflation fetish, though I avoid drawing underage characters and furries like the plague.