random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gone Ham]

I had an interview with Karen the other day. She was actually very sweet, considering I was accusing her boss of rape and asking about space Jews

 

[PhoBingas]

Illiteracy deserves to be shamed.

 

[Burrito]

The only concurrent sentences he should be receiving are the chair, stoning, firing squad and decapitation

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You're probably wondering "where do all those medical maggots poop", but don't worry.

 

[Meat Target]

Kids can be ugly. Mine are.

 

[NyQuilninja]

I'll use the nigger word whenever and however I choose. SO COME AT ME YOU BOOT LICKING TRANNY LOVING GLOWIES, I'LL DIE FOR MY RIGHT TO SAY NIGGER IN MINECRAFT!!!

 

[Alex Krycek]

it's a real fucking stretch to call what i am talking about "statutory rape". in most parts of the world, it would have been completely legal and raised no eyebrows.,

@Null

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I don't care who wins or loses, I just want the outcome that pisses the most retards off, whatever that is.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Time to ask my parents how they got through the 70s inflation and gas shortages. Depending on how drunk they are when I ask I'm expecting an answer between "we focused on school and work" and "we did so many drugs we don't remember why Jimmy Carter ran away from a rabbit".

 

[TFT-A9]

"fuck yeah im a retard"

 

[Brussels Sprout]

one fat dead Ho, okay, maybe an accident ... but TWO fat dead hoes? Now that’s just suspicious.

 

[Meat Target]

"Mommy, why are you dressed like an alcoholic Arizona State undergrad student on spring break in Mexico?"

Pikaboobs

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

-Stephanie Cianfriglia

 

[KiwiFuzz]

rejected men who often express their feelings through bad memes featuring the Joker

Real talk, this whole fucking thread is fiyah:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/societ...th-the-power-it-gives-internet-culture.90430/

 

[Big Nasty]

"stop playing with your dick on stream"

 

[Ozma (ZeTrannyJanny)]

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I think Japanese porn is the worst. It's mainly women making crying baby noises while some Jim Norton looking midget in tighty-whities sucks on their tongue before poorly fucking them with his tiny pixelated dick.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I want the vaccine to kill me at this point, lgtb ruined my entire life.

They say, "Be gay, do crimes". Therefore, I conclude that if you want to not be gay, you need to fight crimes. Have you considered dressing up as a bat and beating up criminals?

 

[verygayFrogs]

RIP goodest boi in the White House
And probably shit on the carpet less than Biden

GO EAT A DICK AN DIE IN MINECRAFT HELL YOU RACIST NIGGER!

 

[Meat Target]

Jews are going to start a war because of rent payments

Good thing burkas are my fetish.