random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Return of the Freaker]

After another bad date with a white guy, Mia decolonises her p*ssy

 

[MasonSaysMason]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Holding space for performers that would be hidden elsewhere is what takes the cake at this site.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Fatty weep, fatty eat, fatty loses both her feet.

(Cheesegirl goes to whore shame corner)

This is how I know all the "fedposting" on this site is fake. Real feds will make you feel good. They'll pretend to like you and help you. They'll send you money and nudes.

Have you ever tried to rape an autist? They’ve got retard strength. The real prized disabled kid are the deaf ones.

Fucking toilet seat complexion mayo people.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Who knew knitted penises for kids could bring us all together. Maybe that's what the world is missing.

But I wanted to mention that an aftermarket anus is a thing.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Lord beetus is calling.

Chantal’s crotch was a morass of pubic hair welded together with dried blood, until it resembled a steel wool kitchen scrubber after cleaning a pan of lasagna and smelled like an autopsy table

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

I may be a bigot, but I'll have you know that I am no transphobe. My hatred for trannies is not irrational.

 

[Monolith]

It would at least give many people im not one of them guys shut up im not into big chungus porn why would you think that you projecting faggot a raging boner.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

”the Portland trans catgirl community look up to her.”

 

[Tour of Italy]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Your autism seems to know no bounds and your asshole does most of your talking.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

Does it look like I’d reveal it to you? Think what you’d like mortal.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Well, at least they recorded her screams.

That's what you do with autistics.

Little Big Planet is a great way to vent on how your girl left you for a transsexual man.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I can assure you that he's not pretending to be retarded.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I’m glad Faith was able to escape before getting Arbys’d

cut her some slack i got 6 konami tats on my arms

Figure out how to fix their ice cream machines first, Byron.

McDonald's should start offering free meals to police officers who agree to arrest at least one homeless vagrant sleeping in the ball pit

26-28/3W is already circus tent tier, how fucking fat ARE you?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Just kill yourself already and stop dooming up the thread.

Nigger is ugly because they're a nigger

"Yes, the replacement theory was real, and here's why experts and the science says it's for the best."

Yo I always wondered what Benjamin Franklin would look like if he was a 14 year old fat teen girl with downs.

You're gonna spew blood out of your nose if you hear about instagram stories

 

[verygayFrogs]

Did his mom fuck a PS1 during his pregnancy?

 

[NyQuilninja]

Probably because elephants and hippos don't wear clothes?

Lol - because a size 28 is a shower-curtain, not a cocktail-dress, you cantankerous, corpulent cunt.

I’d watch that! Throw in Rogaine Ogre for the sex appeal...

No, because all non-retarded people agree that Islam is evil.

Little Big Planet is a great way to vent on how your girl left you for a transsexual man.

Look at this retarded nigger monkey. Look.

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence vole, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

Spain pretty hypocritical for a country that still says negro

 

[TFT-A9]

holy shit some of those slang terms that's fucking great

 

[Thomas Highway]

I only put 3k into bitcoin, but I've now down to $1600. Quarter of my retirement savings for the year so far down the drain.