random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[verygayFrogs]

"Pain is the best teacher."

I like my burgers like my women, THICC, greasy, and onion rings.

Diabeetus is not an aesthetic.

Are eggs gluten free?

Maybe she can get her Census Cowboy to round up that Karen.

If you wanna believe in Santa who am i to judge

Kiwi Farms isn't a bad website and we're not assholes! We know better not to make out of people with autism and We don't celebrate any People's deaths. He's making a rant of how bad we are.

Sandra took the uber to the great liqour store in the sky.

Anyone who owns a custom Budsies is autistic, no questions asked.

WTF are niggers doing in Iowa to begin with?

Tomboy genocide is a serious fucking thing here.

Hard nigger loving cope.

Reminds me of being tittyfucked as a child in the back of a short bus on the lap of a retard /. . . . . .

They say fatphobic like that's a bad thing!!

Kick the autistic is still America's favorite game I see.

stop making me laugh about dead toddlers

I hate how she flanderizes him and makes him into some kind of retarded, apple-obsessed baby.

Just take the compliment you obnoxious cow.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

How about:
Humans are just fleshy tori if you really think about it.

 

[Meat Target]

Because Globohomo is really just the faggy version of ISIS. They make us wear masks, praise the feminine penis, and lie to us constantly.

I've been fooled once by tales of "making anime real"

 

[JY's Tampon]

She went through my bags to remove my cat ears, which I use for sex work and gender euphoria.

 

[verygayFrogs]

It's legal here, come suck my penis

I'll pm you all about the time he interrupted my furry vore orgy and called us spergs.

This is the type of man who have a basement full of children, somewhere.

>autism, superpower.
jesus, even CWC knows autism is bad....

My home is lightly infested by these sparklefucks.

Hi. I'd like to take my sushi to go please.

Spain pretty hypocritical for a country that still says negro

It's always a huwhite woman to do this shit.

Oh SIGSEGV pls give me ur cummies daddy!

I accept payment in cash, crypto, and used gamer girl underwear.

His only claim to fame was getting raped by the feds

He was always the MrPibb to Dyn's DrPepper.

SIGSEG IS BAD AND HE MAKES ME MAD

Pull an Old-Testament God move, and Flood the site with lethal amounts of cringe.

How high on your own fart supply do you have to be to think that was good idea?

Florida man does Florida thing. At least he killed himself.

I’m starting to become convinced that the Garfield franchise rots peoples brains

Your mistake was thinking you won.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Earl is watching Willard and taking notes on how to train rats.

It was gonna happen eventually.

THEY MADE BLOSSOM BUTTERCUP INTO A BLACK DYKE?!?

It could be a party

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Troons living in disgusting squalor.

The only certainties in life.

Tax Fraud saga time

 

[PhoBingas]

They are every single one of them pipe hitting members of the Tribe, as Saul Goodman (who is Irish) said but they act like the most subhuman gorilla ape ghetto rats.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Remember when Pikachu was a fat shithead who hated Ash? I loved that fat rat bastard... I do think current day Pikachu is cute but the 90s kid I used to be yearns for Fatasschu.

She looks like someone ran a female filter on a Kim Jong-un pic.

She looks like if Shoenice was a Mexican tranny

for his whole life he was a nobody, but now thousands of people know about the guy who had a cunt candle blow up on him

An explosion of vagina. The new fragrance from Gwenyth Paltrow EDT.

Imagine your funeral if you got ISISed by a retarded bitch's pussy scented candle.

 

[Android raptor]

Duggers are a CIA psyop and you are a whore.

 

[Local Fed]

It's not a black or white choice between only doing prostitutes or becoming your girlfriend's drone.

I did not know Goku was a confederate.

Not on Insta but she is on Tik Tok arguing with kids and invalidating eating disorders for clout.

I-I got yelled at by an obese Canadian for 5 hours and wore booty shorts...

It looks like some dude skin-walking Dexter’s sister

 

[Mr. Awesome Man]

Kiwi Farms and the Hunt for the Hidden Asshole is not exactly the story I was expecting to wake up to, today, butt I'll take it.

 

[NyQuilninja]

In my experience, people who use gifs on Twitter are retarded and can't refute any point you made. Those who use kpop gifs though are an exclusive class of subhumans on their own.

Is it just me, or is biden just a very exceptional version of trump?

Best costume of washed up Liza Minnelli that I’ve ever seen.

Do what all good leftists on the internet do,and lock shit down. You got a comment problem, ban them. You got a like/dislike problem, hide it. You want to be safe in the wilderness, you have to make it safe for yourself and keep than ban button hot.

Who's "the rest of us"? Just because I'm retarded doesn't mean I'm in therapy.

Fml no cute meth waifu.

 

[Meat Target]

Why can't the writers of those articles ever be rape-worthy?

"Critically ill after being shot in the head" is such a British fucking way to put getting your brains splattered all over.

 

[Haramburger]

Do you think that I, Pamela Swain, file these lawsuits for fame and money? No! I do it because I'm batshit insane!

 

[Meat Target]

Embrace Judaism, niggo. Your tax dollars currently have.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

TFW you're trying not to be racist, but you still manage to be more racist than a site where you're allowed to say nigger.

 

[NoReturn]

What are you, some kind of nippologist?

 

[fine tooth comb]

What a sad life to be famous for a poop vagina.

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[KiwiFuzz]

It’s always fun when someone discovers BBC Pidgin for the first time.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Your kid is 47x more likely to kill himself than be killed by police. Defund your kid and replace him with a social worker.