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[Lemmingwise]

Dear Demon Baby,

You're probably a teenager now and you're reading this thread on some darknet archive.

You might be horrified to learn that your father is Ethan Oliver Ralph. What's the point of fighting to survive when your father is a disgusting, gunted, meth smoking wigger?

I can't give your life that meaning for you, Demon Baby. And while you're not born yet, a group of very autistic people know you exist. I hope it helps in these trying times.

Edited for length.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

"Uh, no, the cum juice empowers the demons."

 

[NyQuilninja]

Big Mike's penis.

Would you rather drink beer from an beer bottle that is opened for the first time or from a beer bottle that is full of nigger cum due to it being fucked by nigger dicks?

Would you rather get a new thermometer or used thermometer that's been up a bunch of asses?

Why do dogs still get judged so harshly for casually pissing all over the living room carpet?

Of course this was written by a child molesting troon.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

My early life section senses are tingling!

To clarify a grave misconception, there is no true biological autism. Autism is socially constructed.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This site is just distorted by being far too sympathetic to greasy male virgins.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Those toes were being paywalled.

 

[NyQuilninja]

This needs to stop. This is gay as fuck. This is a pathetic abomination.

You can't fool me, that's a cheap porn parody.

Peacefully beating the shit out of Andy Ngo lol

It doesn't matter, we're full of faggots and booze anyways.

Shut the fuck up and get back on the plantation, you worthless nigger bitch.

Call us when your next ghetto scumbag son commits suicide by cop.

If you start getting intimate and you start hearing/seeing male ghosts-- that's you making contact with the men that came before you.

Also, she's haunted. Run.

 

[Pee Cola]

I don't have autism I have schizophrenia you dumb nigger.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I can't stop laughing at that image of Bendy getting his dick sucked by the dog.

According to my daughter, they still call it yaoi.

I expect a comic about Vlad forcing Danny to dress and act like his mother.

TFW Chris-Chan is less of a creepo than you, y'know you fucked up.

thank you for isopod tea party

I fucking love how a girl's asshole tightens up when she dies!

Lots of users have fetish art in their avatars to be edgy and make fun of fetishes, retard.

"I'm glad this isn't about tranny babies" is a thought I wouldn't have even understood ten years ago.

#TomboyLivesMatter

shame, i was hoping for a gay baby

If Tommy and Chuckie aren’t having on screen anal sex by the end of the first episode, they’ve failed the queer community.

Your joking but modern culture is so insane I'd be surprised if they won't go full on "trans baby".

America's persistent nigger riots are about to get a lot worse.

Women will give birth to newborns who will immediately be raped by Albanians.
Only on Disney+

oh my god, shut the fuck up about fictional children, NOBODY CARES

 

[thismanlies]

Warhol was born in '28 and Chris was born in '82- you switch the numbers around and one reminds you of the other. Orwell wrote 1984 in 1948- same deal. Warhol was born on August 6 and Chris Chan was born on February 24: 8/6 and 2/24. 8 times 6 is 48, and 2 times 24 is also 48. None of this actually means anything but I can't help but notice.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Half those fuckin pics if you didn't tell the viewer what it was before hand they'd think it was a very disturbed schizoid's abstract oil painting, Jesus Christ

also pLEASE NULL CHANGE IT SO THAT SPOILERED IMAGES DON'T SHOW UP WHEN YOU'RE REPLYING TO THE POST THEY'RE IN

 

[mr.moon1488]

Is there any worse feeling on this earth than when a fart travels up into and past your vulva

Putting out a pot of frijoles for a bunch of housebound schlubs. Good idea.

Kevin was already complaining about his farts on Friday, but that probably didn't stop him from shoveling beans down his gullet Saturday. I'll bet the air in the ranchhouse is heavy and ripe this morning. Be grateful the internet is too primitive to transmit odors.

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[Return of the Freaker]

Somewhere out there, someone is sleeping in that room not knowing that a random furry kiwi made an image of Hitler banging Loona using it.

 

[fine tooth comb]

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My biggest nightmare is ending up on f@r/\/\s they're so deranged

 

[Fìddlesticks]

That is how it should be done. Speedrun to the part where you get to say racial slurs.

How did people jerk off in olden times?

Didn't have to. We had rape. Lots and lots of lovely, lovely rape. Better times, y'know?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I was having slight sissy disturbance since morning.

 

[Local Fed]

Okay, we get it, your classmates were brutally murdered. Will you shut up already?

I can kill seven people with a handgun easily.

Stop taking pics of people in your family, whether it's your uncles or your niece's feet.

It's only furry if tails touch.

We've seen her nudes, let's be real. She can't compete in this market against Abby 'Khazar Milkers' Shapiro.

 

[NyQuilninja]

No, he wanted to rape them half-dead. The distinction is subtle but it's there.

I tried being a pornstar but they refused because my dick was too big

Niggerdemics, please respond!




Eh buddy, I blow in to a rag THREE times a day, whether I need to or not!!

Yours,

A. Coomer.

They're babies. Stop sexualizing babies.

How do you get to this point in your life? Where you analyze the non-existent sexuality of cartoon fictional babies and consider it a life well spent

Do gay niggers get a double payment?

Some people really want to thrown from rooftops.

Gay nigger troons get 6 times the reparations

As a poster here on A&N and ergo a massive faggot, I welcome this. I'll take my homobucks payments in silver though, no inflated bidenbucks pls.

Do you accept payments in fucking you in the ass?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I planned on writing this post yesterday but I was feeling great yesterday & didn't want to indulge in this stuff so I decided not to. Well, today I had a "sissy attack"

I spent 3-4 hours playing a sissy game & fantasizing over sissy stuff. I was having slight sissy disturbance since morning. This happens when I don't get enough sleep, usually.

Maybe not all of you but at least I got introduced to sissy porn through my long journey of self hatred. I was bullied at school for having a tiny pecker,

Also, few of my bullies used to grope my moobs. I still have a case of gynecomastia.

Most "sissies" start by hating their member & that's why calling it clitty starts to feel natural to them.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Holy Christ this shithole looks like the surface of goddamn Mars.